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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 35
Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Sun 04/26/09 08:16 AM
Dear Diary, I don't understand what all the fuss is about with weddings...It's just more stuff you have to burn when you kick him out. This is why I am unmarried and saving for a divorce. still funny Beach!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 04/26/09 08:16 AM
Good morning diarygoers. My maids not for rent. Ha ha ha!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 04/26/09 08:18 AM
Dear Diary, I don't understand what all the fuss is about with weddings...It's just more stuff you have to burn when you kick him out. This is why I am unmarried and saving for a divorce. still funny Beach!! DOH!!! Time for new material.

Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Sun 04/26/09 08:18 AM Edited by Lilypetal on Sun 04/26/09 08:24 AM
Yah that's the third time this week you've said that.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24661	Sun 04/26/09 08:21 AM
Yah that's the third time you've said that. just the third time YOU'VE seen it old stand bys ya know

Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Sun 04/26/09 08:22 AM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 04/26/09 08:36 AM
Okey dokey. My subs are cleaned and so is my papershredder and counter holding them along with my liquor cabinet.

Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Sun 04/26/09 08:39 AM
Okey dokey. My subs are cleaned and so is my papershredder and counter holding them along with my liquor cabinet. Did you clean the liquor?

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 04/26/09 08:39 AM
Next up diary I need to wipe down all cabinet doors including the ones in my cutting bar. Take a break first.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 04/26/09 08:41 AM
Okey dokey. My subs are cleaned and so is my papershredder and counter holding them along with my liquor cabinet. Did you clean the liquor? ...well kindof. I wiped the dust off the bottles. I'm almost out of anejo 8 rum. Must finish it off tonite.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 04/26/09 08:50 AM
Oh cool! I found a finger! I should call terry and see if he wants his finger back.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 04/26/09 08:55 AM Edited by longhairbiker on Sun 04/26/09 09:01 AM
Its about a year too late to reattatch it, but terry might want it back for nostalgic purposes.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 04/26/09 09:00 AM
He used to give me the finger all the time at work. Now I can give him the finger back. His own finger. That's cool.

Lilypetal Joined Wed 02/25/09 Posts: 4052	Sun 04/26/09 09:07 AM
Give him the finger!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 04/26/09 09:59 AM
I will give him the finger.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:06 AM
Dear diary......both my knees are hurting and Im walking like a tin soldier!!! What did I do yesterday???? 8 hours of running is bad????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:07 AM
I need ice.............STAT!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sun 04/26/09 10:09 AM
Hey Biker!!! I need my car washed!!!! I will pay you $8908965089058905490405 to do it!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sun 04/26/09 10:17 AM
my knees give me problems all the time now we'z be gettin old

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Sun 04/26/09 10:18 AM
is that canadian or u.s.? . . .