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| Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 35 | |
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Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!!
  
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Turns hand backwards and thinks of gypsy.
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Turns hand backwards and thinks of gypsy.  
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Biker.....you have to quit hugging your bike like that. It looks like you loooooooooooooooove it!!
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Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!! see, if you'd have married another person instead of yourself, then you'd have someone there to take care of that molesting. i think you're going to regret you decision and in a few months you'll be filing for divorce. . . . |
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Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!! see, if you'd have married another person instead of yourself, then you'd have someone there to take care of that molesting. i think you're going to regret you decision and in a few months you'll be filing for divorce. . . .
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Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!! see, if you'd have married another person instead of yourself, then you'd have someone there to take care of that molesting. i think you're going to regret you decision and in a few months you'll be filing for divorce. . . . build me a guest house and then i'll come live there and take care of these "extras" for you and won't have to listen to your snoring or deal with you putting the seat down when i'm needing it up. . . . |
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Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!! see, if you'd have married another person instead of yourself, then you'd have someone there to take care of that molesting. i think you're going to regret you decision and in a few months you'll be filing for divorce. . . . build me a guest house and then i'll come live there and take care of these "extras" for you and won't have to listen to your snoring or deal with you putting the seat down when i'm needing it up. . . . |
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Im too tired and sore to molest myself...........unless I get out my hand dandy man hand backscratcher!!! see, if you'd have married another person instead of yourself, then you'd have someone there to take care of that molesting. i think you're going to regret you decision and in a few months you'll be filing for divorce. . . . build me a guest house and then i'll come live there and take care of these "extras" for you and won't have to listen to your snoring or deal with you putting the seat down when i'm needing it up. . . . what about a toilet? . . . |
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Men dont need toilets. They just pee on trees!!!! My neighbours have lovely cat crap circles.....I will just say its my cats!!!
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Sooooooooooo I offer a zillllllllllllllion dollars for a massage and no takers?>??????
 What a bunch of dfshjkdfsahjkdfsahjkfdshjsdfkhjfsdk!!!! 
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Me dont love you long time now!!!!
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Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . |
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Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . 
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Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . . . . |
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Dear diary.........apparantly scotty doesnt like this picture. Oh well!!!
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Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . . . .
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Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . . . . and i'm the inspiration for the energizer bunny. i keep going and going and going and going....... . . . |
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Me dont love you long time now!!!! i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow. . . . . . . and i'm the inspiration for the energizer bunny. i keep going and going and going and going....... . . .
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