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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 35
damnitscloudy's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:28 AM

Men dont need toilets. They just pee on trees!!!! My neighbours have lovely cat crap circles.....I will just say its my cats!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh


CAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS love love

74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:29 AM







Me dont love you long time now!!!!explode grumble

i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow.


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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really???? pitchfork
yep. but i think you're too chicken to find out.


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Drew.........Im INSATIABLE!!! You couldnt handle me!!!devil noway laugh

and i'm the inspiration for the energizer bunny. i keep going and going and going and going.......


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I want video!!!laugh laugh laugh

as long as you're in it with me. we may need to switch tapes midway through.


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Sun 04/26/09 12:35 AM
dEAR DIARY.........you would never believe it!!! Cloudy is my first subscriber to my YOUtube videos!!!!!!laugh laugh laugh

And I even made one today but for some reason it came out dark!!!! One cat was drinking out of the toilet and the other one was licking the shower curtain!!!noway laugh laugh laugh

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Sun 04/26/09 12:35 AM








Me dont love you long time now!!!!explode grumble

i'd love you all night long if you really wanted. but then you wouldn't be able to do much tomorrow.


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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh really???? pitchfork
yep. but i think you're too chicken to find out.


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Drew.........Im INSATIABLE!!! You couldnt handle me!!!devil noway laugh

and i'm the inspiration for the energizer bunny. i keep going and going and going and going.......


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I want video!!!laugh laugh laugh

as long as you're in it with me. we may need to switch tapes midway through.


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More broken promises...........lie to me!!!noway laugh laugh laugh

74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:38 AM

More broken promises...........lie to me!!!noway laugh laugh laugh
i can't just go giving away copies. there's a whole industry out in california dedicated to that sort of thing. i'd have the mpaa all over my a$$ like a proctologist.

besides, it wouldn't be fair to the ladies that were in those videos.


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74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:39 AM
besides, the only way to truly know is to take me for a test ride.


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Sun 04/26/09 12:41 AM

besides, the only way to truly know is to take me for a test ride.


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I want a massage test ride first!!!laugh laugh laugh laugh

74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:42 AM
it would start there, but it never stops there.


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Sun 04/26/09 12:46 AM

it would start there, but it never stops there.


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Well where the hell are you?????slaphead

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:47 AM
buying batteries?

74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:48 AM


it would start there, but it never stops there.


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Well where the hell are you?????slaphead

you got married. remember? it would be wrong to interrupt your honeymoon like that.


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74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:49 AM

buying batteries?

i don't need batteries, i hum really good.


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Sun 04/26/09 12:49 AM

buying batteries?
rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 04/26/09 12:50 AM



it would start there, but it never stops there.


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Well where the hell are you?????slaphead

you got married. remember? it would be wrong to interrupt your honeymoon like that.


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explode grumble sad

74Drew's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:51 AM




it would start there, but it never stops there.


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Well where the hell are you?????slaphead

you got married. remember? it would be wrong to interrupt your honeymoon like that.


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explode grumble sad

call me after the thrill is gone. i'll be happy to spice things up for you.


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Sun 04/26/09 12:52 AM
Dear diary.......do you ever dl music that you dont remember dling?????

noway


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Sun 04/26/09 12:52 AM
Im thinking Muriel may have done this!!!noway devil noway

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Sun 04/26/09 12:58 AM
Sex death and money...........shocked scared

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Sun 04/26/09 12:58 AM
who doooooood dat???huh noway laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 04/26/09 12:58 AM
indifferent

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