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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 31
longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/31/09 11:57 AM
I've got a full prescrip for budeprion and 100 bucks in nicotine patches and 4 bags of plastic toothpics to chew on. And my mom gave me a case of girl scout cookies.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Tue 03/31/09 11:57 AM
damn, just went and got a pack of smoke's $5.95 .... i got to quit and thats all there is too it ! me to Chevy $7.35 for my pack an it is a cheap brand ME WANNA QUIT TO!!!!!!!!!! i know {{{purple}}} im spending any where between $300 to $360 on smoke's .......hell thats a new harley payment if i can quit ! got to set a goal for myself or i wont be able to do it ! DO IT FOR YOUSELF , FOR YOUR FAMILY AND ESPECIALLY SO THAT YOU SPEND YOUR MONEY ELSE WHERE THE FRIGGIN GOVERNMENT TAXES THE **** OUT OF US FOR THIS ADDICTION !!!THEY DONT DESERVE OUR MONEY THE DIRTY BASTARDS!!

blueeyes22701 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 51	Tue 03/31/09 11:58 AM
damn, just went and got a pack of smoke's $5.95 .... i got to quit and thats all there is too it ! me to Chevy $7.35 for my pack an it is a cheap brand ME WANNA QUIT TO!!!!!!!!!! i know {{{purple}}} im spending any where between $300 to $360 on smoke's .......hell thats a new harley payment if i can quit ! got to set a goal for myself or i wont be able to do it ! Oh my dammmm, $360 is my house payment, geeezz, I'm glad I don't smoke.

blueeyes22701 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 51	Tue 03/31/09 11:58 AM
I've got a full prescrip for budeprion and 100 bucks in nicotine patches and 4 bags of plastic toothpics to chew on. And my mom gave me a case of girl scout cookies. ohhhh, is it the S'mores? I love those!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 11:59 AM
Eeeew someones been kissing dirty toads ya have to kiss alot of dirty toads before you meet your prince!!! Long time no talk beach!! Hiya Gypsy Wanna take a drive through the purple rain in a little red corvette? In my raspberry beret??? I knew a girl named Gypsy I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how’d u like 2 waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little Gypsy grind She took me 2 her castle And I just couldn’t believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out And Gypsy started 2 grind The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can’t tell u what she did 2 me But my body will never be the same Her lovin’ will kick your behind Oh, she’ll show u no mercy But she’ll sho’nuff sho’nuff show u how 2 grind Darlin’Gypsy Woke up the next morning Gypsy wasn’t there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone number on the stairs It said thank u 4 a funky time Call me up whenever u want 2 grind Oh, Gypsy, ohhhh come back Gypsy, come back Your dirty little "PRINCE" wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind {backwards at the end...} "Hello, how r u’ I’m fine. ‘cause I know that the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon."

blueeyes22701 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 51	Tue 03/31/09 11:59 AM
I've got a full prescrip for budeprion and 100 bucks in nicotine patches and 4 bags of plastic toothpics to chew on. And my mom gave me a case of girl scout cookies. ohhhh, is it the S'mores? I love those! I mean SAMOAHS, lo

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 03/31/09 12:00 PM
my house payment is only $254.00 a month ! ya, i need to quit...but i also want a new harley too...... so, that would be my bike payment !!!!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 03/31/09 12:01 PM
Eeeew someones been kissing dirty toads ya have to kiss alot of dirty toads before you meet your prince!!! Long time no talk beach!! Hiya Gypsy Wanna take a drive through the purple rain in a little red corvette? In my raspberry beret??? I knew a girl named Gypsy I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how’d u like 2 waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little Gypsy grind She took me 2 her castle And I just couldn’t believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out And Gypsy started 2 grind The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can’t tell u what she did 2 me But my body will never be the same Her lovin’ will kick your behind Oh, she’ll show u no mercy But she’ll sho’nuff sho’nuff show u how 2 grind Darlin’Gypsy Woke up the next morning Gypsy wasn’t there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone number on the stairs It said thank u 4 a funky time Call me up whenever u want 2 grind Oh, Gypsy, ohhhh come back Gypsy, come back Your dirty little "PRINCE" wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind {backwards at the end...} "Hello, how r u’ I’m fine. ‘cause I know that the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon." lmao ! darlin' nicki.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/31/09 12:01 PM
I've got a full prescrip for budeprion and 100 bucks in nicotine patches and 4 bags of plastic toothpics to chew on. And my mom gave me a case of girl scout cookies. ohhhh, is it the S'mores? I love those! ...nope. Thin mints, dos-e-dos, tag a longs, and peanut butters.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 12:02 PM
I like those clove cigarettes but I cant find them here.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Tue 03/31/09 12:02 PM
Eeeew someones been kissing dirty toads ya have to kiss alot of dirty toads before you meet your prince!!! Long time no talk beach!! Hiya Gypsy Wanna take a drive through the purple rain in a little red corvette? In my raspberry beret??? I knew a girl named Gypsy I guess u could say she was a sex fiend I met her in a hotel lobby Masturbating with a magazine She said how’d u like 2 waste some time And I could not resist when I saw little Gypsy grind She took me 2 her castle And I just couldn’t believe my eyes She had so many devices Everything that money could buy She said sign your name on the dotted line The lights went out And Gypsy started 2 grind The castle started spinning Or maybe it was my brain I can’t tell u what she did 2 me But my body will never be the same Her lovin’ will kick your behind Oh, she’ll show u no mercy But she’ll sho’nuff sho’nuff show u how 2 grind Darlin’Gypsy Woke up the next morning Gypsy wasn’t there I looked all over and all I found Was a phone number on the stairs It said thank u 4 a funky time Call me up whenever u want 2 grind Oh, Gypsy, ohhhh come back Gypsy, come back Your dirty little "PRINCE" wanna grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind {backwards at the end...} "Hello, how r u’ I’m fine. ‘cause I know that the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon." I like the two on the sides for obvious reasons.... they look...well......."ready"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 12:03 PM
I would rather eat a banana than a cookie.

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Tue 03/31/09 12:04 PM
I would rather eat a banana than a cookie. I'd rather eat a muffin....hold the banana and nuts

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Tue 03/31/09 12:04 PM
My freezer is full of girl scout cookies!

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 03/31/09 12:05 PM
ok, is banana code for weiner ?????

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 12:06 PM
ok, is banana code for weiner ????? Noooooooooo a banana is a banana!!! I like fruit ok???

blueeyes22701 Joined Sun 03/29/09 Posts: 51	Tue 03/31/09 12:06 PM
ok, is banana code for weiner ????? can you say dumb a$$ on here? LMAO Chevy, you crack me up!, LOL I love them dipped in chocolate, hehe.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Tue 03/31/09 12:07 PM
Dear diary.......Im down to my last 5 rolls of toilet paper!!! Why didnt I go shopping?????

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24709	Tue 03/31/09 12:07 PM
ok, is banana code for weiner ????? Noooooooooo a banana is a banana!!! I like fruit ok??? You a f*g hag?

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Tue 03/31/09 12:08 PM
lmao ....who's a dumb ass ????