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Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 31
longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:03 AM
Hey gypsy, remember the chick with the scary eyes picture? Here's her sister. Werewolfia, sister of scary eyes. She's hot for me. Checkin me out.

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:05 AM
it's almost easter !waving

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Tue 03/31/09 11:06 AM

Or a bottle of Hot Dam! I love that cinnamon flavor. I used to like Jose', but he doesn't like me anymore except in a Margarita, which I still love. Just can't shoot it anymoresick
actually I dont drink the hard stuff much anymore.....just a few glasses of wine after work and Im practically wasted!!noway drinker noway

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:06 AM
Ooowwwwwwooooo!!!! And scary eyes? Eeeewwwwwooooeeeewww!!!

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Tue 03/31/09 11:06 AM

Hey gypsy, remember the chick with the scary eyes picture? Here's her sister. Werewolfia, sister of scary eyes. She's hot for me. Checkin me out.
I still have her pic........for future HAUNTINGS!!!scared surprised rofl

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Tue 03/31/09 11:07 AM

it's almost easter !waving
oHHHHHHHHH when is it again??? I have to buy mini me a bunch of chocolate. He still likes to hunt for the eggs. I think its a man thing.

I find easter kinda........boring.noway

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:08 AM
I can't date a werewolf. Can't take her out in the daylight.

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Tue 03/31/09 11:08 AM
Oh........I see I work easter. What a surprize!!indifferent

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:09 AM
women keep throwing money at me...
and saying take it off baby ???????
:banana: pitchfork :banana:

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:09 AM
Boy the women are checking me out.

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Tue 03/31/09 11:09 AM
April 12.......I work easter which isnt considered a stat, but good friday is which is a super stat, double time and a half and I have the day off.......slaphead

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Tue 03/31/09 11:10 AM
Women are checking me out and sending emails!!!noway laugh noway

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:12 AM
lick alot of carpet do ya ?????laugh laugh laugh

OrangeCat's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:13 AM

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Tue 03/31/09 11:14 AM

lick alot of carpet do ya ?????laugh laugh laugh
I couldnt handle being a lesbian. I cant stand most women at the best of times!!noway laugh noway

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:14 AM
This woman asked me out. Then she got mad at me. Sh!t. All I did was ask for her brother Joe Dirts autograph. Told me I was an asshole. I told her like her shirt said- "I couldn't afford her". Nice mullet though.

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:14 AM
long duck dong !:banana: drinker :laughing:

chevylover1965's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:16 AM

This woman asked me out. Then she got mad at me. Sh!t. All I did was ask for her brother Joe Dirts autograph. Told me I was an asshole. I told her like her shirt said- "I couldn't afford her". Nice mullet though.
damn, she know's joe dirt ????get me autograph too !laugh

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Tue 03/31/09 11:16 AM
who wants to french kiss me???:tongue: laugh

longhairbiker's photo
Tue 03/31/09 11:17 AM
She really got mad when I told her "So you must have some amazing stories to tell about that sperm you keep burping up".

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