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 I was trying to get to my girlfriends house
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I DIDNT KNOW THE TRACTOR WOULD GO THAT FAST.......
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i'm late for traffic court
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my wife left me for a state trooper and i thought you was bringing her back to me
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I have to poop, can I get out and go in the woods, now??
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my wife left me for a state trooper and i thought you was bringing her back to me
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I DIDNT KNOW THE TRACTOR WOULD GO THAT FAST....... The jet fueled engine should have been the tipoff. |
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the reason i was speeding was im about to give birth to a bouncing baby(BALL!!)
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I had to much coffee!!
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I had to much coffee!! been there.... 
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I noticed you were in a hurry by your lightts and siren and was just clearing a path for you.
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Edited by
Alzeimer
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Tue 03/17/09 06:08 AM
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The earth is getting of it's axes so i was speeding to create enough gravity to put it back on it's axes. |
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Perhaps it's related to my tourette's syndrome U freakin .../.../...
     
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I am a plant and I was just making sure you were doing your job. You should actually thank me. Have a nice day.
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Oh...I thought you were wanting to race.
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I wanted to get home before those last 4 shots of whiskey hit me
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Perhaps it's related to my tourette's syndrome U freakin .../.../...
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I wanted to get home before those last 4 shots of whiskey hit me
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I wanted to get home before those last 4 shots of whiskey hit me
as my kids would say "I don't know" |
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