i know a dude who shall remain nameless *coughs~mahanmahan* that just ignores the hell out of me... what should i do??? how do i get his attention??? oh me oh my. whats a girl to do?

This dude you are talking about... I have a feeling he is a very naughty boy. And for some reason, I see a lady by the name of grammy who will make his life hell should he even think about being friendly with you.

That is all for now...

Be happy!

Now you tell me!!! UUGGGHHHHHH!!!

Babchibaba,

Are you speaking on behalf of Linda Silveradogal?

Well its gone now and not going to reload it. It was a bad thing and I don't want it to crash again. I'm luckly I got all my stuff off of my hard drive.

Good morning... Happy Saturday Linda. So, what do you got planned for today?

Good Saturday Morning to you Mahan, I have to go back over and help my sister do some more on that house this a m. Then come home and clean birdie cages. Sometime I need to go to the store I think. Not sure yet. How about you?

Oh Guru! I need your help! Please tell me why I am so confused.

MirrorMirror on my page,
ev'r so wise and worldly sage,
join us for a St. Patrick's feast,
join us as we drown the beast....

Oh high and mighty guru Why do we do stupid and regretful things when we are drunk?

What an excellent question, considering that a big percentage of westerners today are enjoying massive hangovers due to excessive drinking on St. Patrick's day.

But before getting to your question, I would like to make an announcement of tubular proportions.

As Mahan Mahan's alter ego, I have decided, effective immediately and at once, to drop the dummy from my title and simply be referred to as the Crash Test Guru. As it is obvious, even to the happy mingling simpletons that in a battle of witts and knowledge between the Crash Test Guru and Mahan Mahan, that surely Mahan Mahan will be the dummy.

Now, back to your question... In our normal states of mind, relatively speaking, we have many inhibitions which render us incapable from truly expressing ourselves in social settings and especially in intimate encounters of sexual nature.

It is my understanding that whatever wild and crazy acts you may commit while intoxicated, you are merely expressing your true self, your free spirit. So if you should wake up in the morning and find yourself in a room naked next to three guys or one guy and two other girls or better yet in jail, don't be ashamed. you were simply being yourself... which is why I the high and mighty and ever so humble Crash Test Guru and that dummy Mahan Mahan are totally shameless and uninhibited, drunk OR sober. We are dirty sluts and are proud. So look yourself in the mirrir and say to yourself, I am woman, I am free, and I am not ashamed.

Be happy...

Typo: Mirror not Mirrir...!!!

The Insatiable Crash Test Guru welcomes one and all...

Come to me with your questions, concerns and comments!

Morning Guru(Mahan), Is Today a good day to rest?

Good morning Honorable Babchi,

Indeed today is a fine day to rest. Unless you are a gemini and were born in the Chinese year of the dragon... in which case you might want to start getting your affairs in order.

Be happy...

Thank you . i am not a gemini. So you agree with the Doctors orders ....lol

Yes, I suppose I did. Had you come to me first, you could have saved yourself the cost of the doctor's visit... as my advise is always free!

I only accept gifts and favors of sexual nature.

LOL Boy you are cheep but I am not.....lol

Thank you, you are too kind.