Topic: Crash Test Dummy Guru... Ask Me Anything!
txmomof2's photo
Thu 03/12/09 07:16 AM







oh i sooooooooo want to use this.........does it really work?

MirrorMirror's photo
Thu 03/12/09 08:52 AM


:tongue: Why do some people have to make threads about everyone that emails them?:tongue:


If a person posts the contents of an email on a thread, or even makes reference to it, it only shows their total disregard for the other person's right to privacy. There is a reason it was sent as an email and NOT posted on a thread.








flowerforyou Well, there is one person on this site that does that all the time and I dont know why she is allowed to get away with it.flowerforyou

MahanMahan's photo
Thu 03/12/09 10:00 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Thu 03/12/09 10:01 AM








oh i sooooooooo want to use this.........does it really work?


My dear Lee-baba, we will soon find out if this truly works or not. As we speak, Scotty1964 is filling out this form... (I had to send it to him to fill out his real name, as it appears on his birth certificate) If I had simply written Scotty1964, the spell would not have worked. But if your designated person's full name you are aware of, then by all means, fill it out yourself. You and I both know that Scotty has had it coming to him for a while. Knowing him though, surprised I would not be if he in fact returned from the great beyond just to continue to terrorize the happy minglers.

Of course, need I remind you that if your reason for whacking your chosen person is not fully justified, payback will be seven folds! So, think hard and choose wisely!

Be happy!

txmomof2's photo
Thu 03/12/09 10:52 AM









oh i sooooooooo want to use this.........does it really work?


My dear Lee-baba, we will soon find out if this truly works or not. As we speak, Scotty1964 is filling out this form... (I had to send it to him to fill out his real name, as it appears on his birth certificate) If I had simply written Scotty1964, the spell would not have worked. But if your designated person's full name you are aware of, then by all means, fill it out yourself. You and I both know that Scotty has had it coming to him for a while. Knowing him though, surprised I would not be if he in fact returned from the great beyond just to continue to terrorize the happy minglers.

Of course, need I remind you that if your reason for whacking your chosen person is not fully justified, payback will be seven folds! So, think hard and choose wisely!

Be happy!


Oh hun it is definitely justified!

therapy30's photo
Thu 03/12/09 10:54 AM

I am the Crash Test Dummy Guru. Ask me anything you want. No subject is too taboo, bizarre or personal*. Any problem or dilemma that you may have, just ask, then at my earliest convenience, I shall respond with some sound advice**!



*Excludes any subject that is deemed inappropriate by the mingle forum rules.

**Strictly for entertainment purposes. The Crash Test Dummy Guru is not a licensed therapist and therefore should not be taken seriously.





dummy guru..how can you float like David blaine.surprised shocked

MahanMahan's photo
Thu 03/12/09 11:08 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Thu 03/12/09 11:08 AM


I am the Crash Test Dummy Guru. Ask me anything you want. No subject is too taboo, bizarre or personal*. Any problem or dilemma that you may have, just ask, then at my earliest convenience, I shall respond with some sound advice**!



*Excludes any subject that is deemed inappropriate by the mingle forum rules.

**Strictly for entertainment purposes. The Crash Test Dummy Guru is not a licensed therapist and therefore should not be taken seriously.





dummy guru..how can you float like David blaine.surprised shocked


I commiting myself to a strict diet of parsley, squash, fresh squeezed spider monkey piss and garbanzo beans (put ingredients in blender, blend, drink) and walking 2 miles a day in my AIRWALKS, I am able to float for approximately 26 minutes a day... Of course not 26 consecutive minutes, mind you...

Be happy!

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Thu 03/12/09 11:13 AM



I am the Crash Test Dummy Guru. Ask me anything you want. No subject is too taboo, bizarre or personal*. Any problem or dilemma that you may have, just ask, then at my earliest convenience, I shall respond with some sound advice**!



*Excludes any subject that is deemed inappropriate by the mingle forum rules.

**Strictly for entertainment purposes. The Crash Test Dummy Guru is not a licensed therapist and therefore should not be taken seriously.





dummy guru..how can you float like David blaine.surprised shocked


I commiting myself to a strict diet of parsley, squash, fresh squeezed spider monkey piss and garbanzo beans (put ingredients in blender, blend, drink) and walking 2 miles a day in my AIRWALKS, I am able to float for approximately 26 minutes a day... Of course not 26 consecutive minutes, mind you...

Be happy!


i am not taking you seriously..you are not licensedgrumble

MahanMahan's photo
Fri 03/13/09 01:04 AM
lt is true, I am not a licensed therapist. however, I have gained much knowledge in my many years of mind travels to the Orient. The ancient wisdom of Buddha cannot be taught at Harvard.

Be happy...

BABCHI's photo
Fri 03/13/09 04:52 AM

lt is true, I am not a licensed therapist. however, I have gained much knowledge in my many years of mind travels to the Orient. The ancient wisdom of Buddha cannot be taught at Harvard.

Be happy...



Mind Travel? What am I thinking now mighty GURU?

MahanMahan's photo
Fri 03/13/09 05:04 AM



Mind Travel? What am I thinking now mighty GURU?



I went inside your mind for a short while and I am getting a fuzzy picture. My first thought is, whether or not there is a history of mental illness in your family.



Let me meditate a while, to see if I can decifer anything out of this mess...

BABCHI's photo
Fri 03/13/09 05:05 AM




Mind Travel? What am I thinking now mighty GURU?



I went inside your mind for a short while and I am getting a fuzzy picture. My first thought is, whether or not there is a history of mental illness in your family.



Let me meditate a while, to see if I can decifer anything out of this mess...


No mental illness just low on Coffee this morning....hehehehehehe

MahanMahan's photo
Fri 03/13/09 05:23 AM
Babchi my friend,

For the sake of saving you from public humiliation and embarassment on mingle, I will refrain from disclosing my findings while inside your head.

Let me just say that being low on caffeine is the least of your problems...

Be happy!

BABCHI's photo
Fri 03/13/09 05:27 AM
To much of a mouse maze for you this morning GURU?
Thank you for your kind concideration.....

MahanMahan's photo
Fri 03/13/09 05:30 AM
My dearest babchibaba,

I'm actually having a lovely discussion with a farmer friend of mine.

Why don't you stop by and visit. He has a lovely farm.

Here's the address, simply click on the link and join us!

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/211610

BonnyMiss's photo
Fri 03/13/09 05:41 AM




Dear Crash Test Dummy Guru, I have been sporting different looks over the ages through reincarnations ( an example of my most popular look is above) as you may or may not know, I am Sathya Sai Baba, mentor, guru and teacher to stars such as Paul Macartney. I also tried the head scarf look.....played havoc with my ears! What I would like to know is; do you think a gelled down hairdo would suit me? Your answer is very important to me. Om jai jagdish hare.

MahanMahan's photo
Fri 03/13/09 05:57 AM
Edited by MahanMahan on Fri 03/13/09 05:58 AM
Namaste,

I am quite partial to the 80's hair styles. Claire Hoxtable, if I could only have one night of deep meditation with her, it would be a dream come true.

I believe the name of the model below is Nadia:



Be happy...

MahanMahan's photo
Fri 03/13/09 06:04 AM


I will be gone for most of the day. I am in search of my lost childhood. Please leave your questions and comments and I will respond to each and every one of you when I return.

Be happy...

BABCHI's photo
Fri 03/13/09 06:34 AM



I will be gone for most of the day. I am in search of my lost childhood. Please leave your questions and comments and I will respond to each and every one of you when I return.

Be happy...



Hope you find what you are looking for. SEE YA'

Silveradogal's photo
Fri 03/13/09 07:09 PM
Oh Great Guru! Why didn't you tell me my computer was going to die on me?

MahanMahan's photo
Sat 03/14/09 01:28 AM

Oh Great Guru! Why didn't you tell me my computer was going to die on me?


As I remember, we discussed your PC slowing down and I gave you the solution to avoid a possible crash. It was to delete the evil and corrupt Yahoo instant messanger. I have a feeling you chose not to delete Yahoo

Be happy...