Huh, I was sure it would be black as it could get 'past the rim.'


So what is it with aliens and anal probing anyways?

what do i need to do to be happy

Humans carry some microbe that threatens to cause a pandemic among aliens, bringing down the entire UFO civilization. Thus, before mean grey aliens invade our planet, they need to collect enough samples from our anal cavities to come up with a vaccine so that we do not infect them.

Be happy!

Happiness sorrounds you, yet you are too preoccupied to notice.

Stop, hug your two beautiful children and then you should be feeling happy ooze out of your pores...

As far as romance goes, if there's one thing I have learned about love, is that you cannot search for it, it comes to you when you least expect it.

Be happy!

The Crash Test Guru will be back this afternoon.

Meanwhile, enjoy this story!


THE DREAM

Lucy Morgan was an artist. She has spent a week painting in a small country town and decided that the next day she would move on. She would go to a village called Kingston. But that night Lucy Morgan had a strange dream. She dreamed that she was walking up a dark, carved staircase and entered a bedroom. It was an ordinary room except for two things. The carpet was made up of large squares that looked liked trapdoors. And each of the windows was fastened shut with big nails that stuck up out of the wood. In her dream Lucy Morgan went to sleep in that bedroom. During the night a woman with a pale face and black eyes and long black hair came into the room. She leaned over the bed and whispered, "This is an evil place. Flee while you can." When the woman touched her arm to hurry her along, Lucy Morgan awakened from her dream with a shriek. She lay awake the rest of the night trembling. In the morning she told her landlady that she had decided not to go to Kingston after all. "I can't tell you why," she said, but I just can't bring myself to go there." "Then why don't you go to Dorset. Someone told her she could find a room in a house at the top of the hill. It was a pleasant-looking house, and the landlady there, a plump, motherly woman, was as nice as could be. "Let's look at the room," she said. "I think you will like it." They walked up a dark, carved staircase, like the one in Lucy's dream. "In these old houses the staircases are the same," Lucy thought. But when the landlady opened the door to the bedroom, it was the room in her dream, with the same carpet that looked like trapdoors and the same windows fastened with big nails. "This is just a coincidence," Lucy told herself. "How do you like it?" the landlady asked. "I'm not sure," she said. "Well, take your time," the landlady said. "I'll bring up some tea while you think about it." Lucy sat on the bed staring at the trapdoors and the big nails. Soon there was a knock on the door. "It's the landlady with tea," she thought. But it wasn't the landlady. It was the woman with the pale face and the black eyes and the long black hair. Lucy Morgan grabbed her things and fled.

I think that is the most sound advice you have given yet

uh thanks. *gulp* I'm sure that will bring sweet dreams tonight when I close my eyes.

will the cola wars ever come to an end?

Pepsi vs Coke?

I was in the malt shop today (yes my town has a malt shop still, but it sells mostly lottery tickets and cigars, never tried the malts now that I think of it) and they had a magazine called VMAN with a picture of a guy all in pink, even with pink plastic shoes that nurses wear these days. Is this a magazine for alternative lifestyles or do they really except men to dress like this? (I was afraid to pick it up and look at it more closely)

Your question is indeed amusing. The cola wars are not going to end any time soon. As a matter of fact, the biggest and fiercest battle is about to begin. Coca-Cola Co (KO.N) and PepsiCo Inc (PEP.N) are reigniting the long-smoldering "cola wars" with new marketing, hoping to stem a 3-year U.S. sales decline of carbonated drinks.

Americans are finally wising up to the fact that these carbonated drinks not only lack any nutritional value, but they are also one of the major causes of rotting and decaying teeth, and are simply put, empty calories.

Drink water.

Be happy!

Very interesting. The times, indeed they are a changing...

Thank you crash test dummy guru....may the force be with you!

Will 2012 be the end of the world as Nostradamus and the Mayans predicted?

what will be going on with chris brown 5 years from now?

...um... thats kinda scary...

mummmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Why do some people have to make threads about everyone that emails them?

Part of the 2012 mystique stems from the stars. On the winter solstice in 2012, the sun will be aligned with the center of the Milky Way for the first time in about 26,000 years. This means that "whatever energy typically streams to Earth from the center of the Milky Way will indeed be disrupted on 12/21/12 at 11:11 p.m. Universal Time.

University of Florida anthropologist Susan Gillespie says the 2012 phenomenon comes "from media and from other people making use of the Maya past to fulfill agendas that are really their own." Furthermore, publishers, Hollywood screenwriters, and others seem to be courting the masses who believe humanity is creating its own ecological disasters and desperately needs ancient indigenous wisdom.
For the ancient Maya, it was a huge celebration to make it to the end of a whole cycle. And Dec. 21, 2012, the Maya's "Long Count" calendar simply marks the end of a 5,126-year era, to be continued by the next era. Perhaps the Mayans, who incidentally were unable to forsee they own demise, did not feel the need or the urgency to continue writing out the next five thousand year plus era, leaving it for the next generations to continue the calendar.

As for Nostradamus, according to one of his prophecies he sees a comet, which is believed to be NIBIRU, "The Comet Planet" causing great destruction and WW III. Nostradamus sets a time frame around 2012 AD.

Nostradamus has had many a false prophacies. Let us hope that this one is one of those!

Be happy!