I am the Crash Test Dummy Guru. Ask me anything you want. No subject is too taboo, bizarre or personal*. Any problem or dilemma that you may have, just ask, then at my earliest convenience, I shall respond with some sound advice**!



*Excludes any subject that is deemed inappropriate by the mingle forum rules.

**Strictly for entertainment purposes. The Crash Test Dummy Guru is not a licensed therapist and therefore should not be taken seriously.

lolol.....Can you tell me my future?....

What will I see if I manage to make it into the space beyond our universe?

The past is history,

Tomorrow's a mystery,

All we have is today. Enjoy life today for no one know what the future holds.

Tell you one thing though, you might live longer if you quit smoking today!

your silly....Thank You....

You will see many other solar systems, a few of which will have planets that have life sustaining capablities. Of those planets, some will be in early stages of life, meaning only vegetation and microbial living organisms, and some with civilizations far more advanced than us.

Of course, when you reach such a planet, the inhabitants will capture you and do experiments on you for you will be regarded as a hostile alien invader.

Be Happy!

The Guru's stepped out for a smoke break...

Do you advocate for another planet for men only

How can i eat without passing it out?

Your future is right here with me maybe you'll change your id to 3 kids mum

From the two questions for me and the one rude comment to my other guest, I can see that indeed you are full of it, so unless you pass out what you eat, (from either end) you will eventualy implode.




We all entertain fantasies of sexual nature. If you fancy living on a planet exclusively for men, it is nothing to be ashamed of. You might want to google "Lesbos island." Then perhaps you can create your own utopia, an all exclusive paradise island which you might want to call "Homos Island" where you can be happy and jolly with other men of your sexual preference.

Be happy.

What color are my shoes right now?

Green. Unless of course they are not, in which case, try putting on a green pair of shoes, to match your under garment.

Be happy.

The Dashboard Buddha send hearty greetings to CTDG

"Spring is eternal" - The Dashboard Budda

I got one

Porque el cielo es azul?

We should meditate again together, soon.

Un cielo de día despejado claro es azul porque las moléculas en el aire dispersan la luz azul del sol más que ellos dispersan la luz roja.

Esté feliz.

oh crash test dummy guru...

how many more q and a threads will be made before nobody cares anymore?

As long as there are lonely minglers like you, there will be Q & A threads. I will always be caring, even if you're not knowing.

Add some more fiber to your diet.

Be happy.