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Topic: Whats YOUR prebscription
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Fri 01/30/09 10:17 PM
Please feel one out that describes you.....

THIS should be fun..



Here's mine..




iam4u,

This medicine should only be taken one to three times a day..

Take this whenever you are feeling lonely or sad.
Or just in a mood to be stimulated.

Taking this drug might cause an incredable desire to have sex.
It will raise your temperature, and might produce hot flashes.
Desiring companionship and hugs and kisses, will follow.

Common side effects are, feeling loved, feeling spoiled,
feeling completely helpless. And an awareness of being always together.


WARNING,,,this drug may NEVER be taken for use with, drugs, homosexuals, another same sex. Or anyone who only wants to use it for a short time.



Ok,,,YOUR TURNS,,,,,loldrinker laugh laugh :banana: slaphead

FallinAngel82's photo
Fri 01/30/09 10:20 PM
FallinAngel82

take only once a month

side effects

may cause mood swings and irritability

do not take with other medications with the same side effects or you may experiance

a desire to commit homocidal acts



note, i am currently in a bad mood, if you couldnt tell

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Fri 01/30/09 10:23 PM
Edited by MsTeddyBear2u on Fri 01/30/09 10:37 PM

Please feel one out that describes you.....

THIS should be fun..



Here's mine..




iam4u,

This medicine should only be taken one to three times a day..

Take this whenever you are feeling lonely or sad.
Or just in a mood to be stimulated.

Taking this drug might cause an incredable desire to have sex.
It will raise your temperature, and might produce hot flashes.
Desiring companionship and hugs and kisses, will follow.

Common side effects are, feeling loved, feeling spoiled,
feeling completely helpless. And an awareness of being always together.


WARNING,,,this drug may NEVER be taken for use with, drugs, homosexuals, another same sex. Or anyone who only wants to use it for a short time.



Ok,,,YOUR TURNS,,,,,loldrinker laugh laugh :banana: slaphead
. rofl drool

catwoman96's photo
Fri 01/30/09 10:28 PM
idk...but im illegal

Rockmybobbysocks's photo
Fri 01/30/09 10:31 PM
take twice a day with food or milk.

do not operate heavy machinery while on this medication. (HAH!)

Warning:

may cause bouts of uncontrollable laughter, slight hysteria, feeling of euphoria, and hair loss. May also cause anal leakage.

WTF!! noOOO!! haha


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Fri 01/30/09 10:32 PM
The effect of this medication is a feeling
that may be described
as a great amount of excitement and joy.
You may have this high feeling within seconds or minutes of using it.
This feeling may only last for a few minutes
or it may last for a few hours.
Because of how it makes you feel,
you may want to keep using more.


Godwhispers's photo
Fri 01/30/09 10:41 PM
This medicine should be taken 24 hours a day and should only be inhaled.

Take this whenever you are feeling hopeless, angry, lonely, bewilered or depressed.

Inhaling this drug will cause an incredable amount of JOY, and cause your adreline to rocket sky high (litterally).

Common side effects are: Feeling UNCONDITIONALLY LOVED (despite our sinful nature) and having a PEACE that surpassess all understanding.

WARNING!!! This drug will NEVER get out of your system, it will be with you always, until the end of time.

WOW fun post THANK YOU!

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Fri 01/30/09 11:00 PM

Please feel one out that describes you.....

THIS should be fun..



Here's mine..




iam4u,

This medicine should only be taken one to three times a day..

Take this whenever you are feeling lonely or sad.
Or just in a mood to be stimulated.

Taking this drug might cause an incredable desire to have sex.
It will raise your temperature, and might produce hot flashes.
Desiring companionship and hugs and kisses, will follow.

Common side effects are, feeling loved, feeling spoiled,
feeling completely helpless. And an awareness of being always together.


WARNING,,,this drug may NEVER be taken for use with, drugs, homosexuals, another same sex. Or anyone who only wants to use it for a short time.



Ok,,,YOUR TURNS,,,,,loldrinker laugh laugh :banana: slaphead

lol,,,THIS MEDICATION, may also be taken anally, as well as orally......lol:wink: drinker

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Fri 01/30/09 11:04 PM
Its deadly and will cause nauseousness if you take more than 3 alcoholic drinks a day..............stay away from small children, ex's , and small animals it might cause to hallucinate................be aware of the dog signs..................I dont know where are we going with this freakin POST...............

MsTeddyBear2u's photo
Fri 01/30/09 11:05 PM
This medication is adictive.To be taken once a day for a lifetime.Will cause a extreme feeling of love and happiness.Also known to cause strong sexual arousal very often.You will find yourself wanting refills way before they run out.Smiles,laughter,and even hysteria have been seen in clinical trails.This drug must be used only by the person it was prescribed for and kept in a secure place :wink:

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Fri 01/30/09 11:07 PM

Its deadly and will cause nauseousness if you take more than 3 alcoholic drinks a day..............stay away from small children, ex's , and small animals it might cause to hallucinate................be aware of the dog signs..................I dont know where are we going with this freakin POST...............
LOL You need to pretend that YOUR a Prescription.

And what would YOUR BOTTLE say about YOU as their DRUG??

Tanzkity's photo
Fri 01/30/09 11:12 PM
That you shouldnt have any previous drug habits because it will cause schizophrenia, ocd, and bipolar disorders...........you are likely to feel euphoria and intense feeling or exhibitionism............what you should do when this happens is go straight to the shower and take a cold one............it doesnt matter if its alcoholic or its a physical release..............but just RELEASE...........and some side affects will be burning and an intense urge to KILL............

Engraven_Image's photo
Fri 01/30/09 11:18 PM
Edited by Engraven_Image on Fri 01/30/09 11:35 PM
easy...


...actually I am just a love potion!tongue2

misstina2's photo
Fri 01/30/09 11:49 PM
take as directed repeat if nessesary

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Sat 01/31/09 08:36 AM
awee.... cute!


Take this medication when needed...it will still work if you need a break from it...just let it know that you won't take other similar medications instead or they may interact irrationally and cause you confusion and great unhappiness. Be honest and true and this medicine will always be there for you. If for some reason you are unhappy with this medicine it may be willing to still hang around and be an old friend. No co-pays required.

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Sat 01/31/09 08:47 AM
Mine doesn't have any words, it's just a skull and crossbones....

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Sat 01/31/09 01:50 PM

Mine doesn't have any words, it's just a skull and crossbones....
Ah come-on Lex,,,lolits not that bad,,here,,,lol
I'll give YOU one.......lol


LexFonteyne,


Please DO NOT TAKE THIS MEDICATION if you suffer from any of these disorders,
Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, Depression, acute spelling disorders. Problems reading or writing English.
Any an-ti social disorders.
Please take this only.
If you have a willingness to be open and understanding to all my needs and responsibilities. Then take me as many times a day as you need to to feel good.


CAUTION: Taking this medication may produce a dependency on it. And prolonged use may lead to a life long addiction.laugh drinker


NEVER DISCARD THIS MEDICATION OR BOTTLE IN ANY MANNER!






How's that Lex?????,lol,lol,lol



Jess642's photo
Sat 01/31/09 01:52 PM
Edited by Jess642 on Sat 01/31/09 01:52 PM
If ingested please seek medical attention immediately.


This product should not be handled without proper training and suitable protective wear.

HAZARDOUS. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

Poetrywriter's photo
Sat 01/31/09 02:03 PM
take twice a day with a glass of love (do not take more than twice in any one 24 hr period unless accompanied with 2 bowls of "Wheaties"

side effects are, but not limited to; desire, romance, compassion, streaking yelling "the locust are coming", and the potentially harmful calling in radio talk shows exclaiming why Viagra is not needed! laugh

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Sat 01/31/09 02:06 PM


Mine doesn't have any words, it's just a skull and crossbones....
Ah come-on Lex,,,lolits not that bad,,here,,,lol
I'll give YOU one.......lol


LexFonteyne,


Please DO NOT TAKE THIS MEDICATION if you suffer from any of these disorders,
Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, Depression, acute spelling disorders. Problems reading or writing English.
Any an-ti social disorders.
Please take this only.
If you have a willingness to be open and understanding to all my needs and responsibilities. Then take me as many times a day as you need to to feel good.


CAUTION: Taking this medication may produce a dependency on it. And prolonged use may lead to a life long addiction.laugh drinker


NEVER DISCARD THIS MEDICATION OR BOTTLE IN ANY MANNER!






How's that Lex?????,lol,lol,lol





Well, Terry, it's better than mine!

Especially the part about the spelling disorders!

:wink:


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