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Mine doesn't have any words, it's just a skull and crossbones.... I'll give YOU one.......lol LexFonteyne, Please DO NOT TAKE THIS MEDICATION if you suffer from any of these disorders, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, Depression, acute spelling disorders. Problems reading or writing English. Any an-ti social disorders. Please take this only. If you have a willingness to be open and understanding to all my needs and responsibilities. Then take me as many times a day as you need to to feel good. CAUTION: Taking this medication may produce a dependency on it. And prolonged use may lead to a life long addiction. NEVER DISCARD THIS MEDICATION OR BOTTLE IN ANY MANNER! How's that Lex?????,lol,lol,lol Well, Terry, it's better than mine! Especially the part about the spelling disorders! I bet if you really applied your self on one, It would be hilarious,,,,,lol |
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Edited by
EZ4Sheezy
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Sat 01/31/09 04:32 PM
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Drug: Welbeital
For: Boredom Active Ingredients: Intellect, Humor, Sarcasm, and Energy Effects: Stimulates mind and body to make the most of dull moments Side Effects: May cause feelings of stupidity, May cause addicition to cannabis, Can cause false feelings about men in general Not For Use: If you are a ho, If you are male, If you have VD |
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Use as needed or (especially) when anything is broken.
Do not combine with other prescriptions, especially your old ones. May cause fatigue,wobbly legs, choking and/or unconciousness. Other side effects may occur. |
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This medicine should be take three times a day with water.
Side effects of this medicine will include. Willingness to do things alone and be happy about it. Purpose of this medicine.. eh.. I don't think there is one. |
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Drug: Welbeital For: Boredom Active Ingredients: Intellect, Humor, Sarcasm, and Energy Effects: Stimulates mind and body to make the most of dull moments Side Effects: May cause feelings of stupidity, May cause addicition to cannabis, Can cause false feelings about men in general Not For Use: If you are a ho, If you are male, If you have VD |
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This medicine should be taken 24 hours a day and should only be inhaled. Take this whenever you are feeling hopeless, angry, lonely, bewilered or depressed. Inhaling this drug will cause an incredable amount of JOY, and cause your adreline to rocket sky high (litterally). Common side effects are: Feeling UNCONDITIONALLY LOVED (despite our sinful nature) and having a PEACE that surpassess all understanding. WARNING!!! This drug will NEVER get out of your system, it will be with you always, until the end of time. WOW fun post THANK YOU! |
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This medication can not be used with nicotene, alcohol, or cannibis products. Can cause violent interactions with other drugs not supervised by physician.
User should take the first dose with plenty of fluids and avoid temperature extreams. A slight feeling of warmth and euphoria may occur immediately and grow as medication is continued. The first month medication should be taken dailey at users convienence. Skipped doses may create a feeling of anxiety but should not be substituted by alternative medications. With consent of user medication may be increased gradually to four doses a day. Eventually the morning or bedtime dose may create some sweating and increase in heart rate but euphoria should steadily increase to a very comfortable level. There may be seasonal weight gain but increased activity should help user to optimal BMI. After three months sucessful use User may consider a Maintenence program. Steady use will create lifelong addiction. Warning withdrawal without a physician's assistance will be severe. This medication gives user a sense of calm, comfort, and purpose. It tends to enhance a sense of humor and intellectual conversation. This drug will not be offered as a generic but has no know negative side effects. |
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This medication can not be used with nicotene, alcohol, or cannibis products. Can cause violent interactions with other drugs not supervised by physician. User should take the first dose with plenty of fluids and avoid temperature extreams. A slight feeling of warmth and euphoria may occur immediately and grow as medication is continued. The first month medication should be taken dailey at users convienence. Skipped doses may create a feeling of anxiety but should not be substituted by alternative medications. With consent of user medication may be increased gradually to four doses a day. Eventually the morning or bedtime dose may create some sweating and increase in heart rate but euphoria should steadily increase to a very comfortable level. There may be seasonal weight gain but increased activity should help user to optimal BMI. After three months sucessful use User may consider a Maintenence program. Steady use will create lifelong addiction. Warning withdrawal without a physician's assistance will be severe. This medication gives user a sense of calm, comfort, and purpose. It tends to enhance a sense of humor and intellectual conversation. This drug will not be offered as a generic but has no know negative side effects. |
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