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put all the funny short sayings here. i'll start
i don't know but i've been told, eskimo p*ssy is mighty cold. haha |
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Not as bad as your humor though...
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put all the funny short sayings here. i'll start i don't know but i've been told, eskimo p*ssy is mighty cold. haha 
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words in spanglish taken outa context=
Herpes= me an my ol lady went out to get some pizza, i had my piece and she had herpes... Bishop= then when we got home, she fell down the stairs an i had to help the bishop... 
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words in spanglish taken outa context= Herpes= me an my ol lady went out to get some pizza, i had my piece and she had herpes... Bishop= then when we got home, she fell down the stairs an i had to help the bishop... hahahahaha |
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famous books:
forty yards to the nearest outhouse by willie makit tracks in the sand by peter dragon |
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confucious say he who drink tropical punch in hawaii, get hit in face
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confucious say he who drink tropical punch in hawaii, get hit in face
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man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger. haha
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man who meet girl in park good but better to park meet in girl
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Wise man always say: He who reach in pocket and find money feel happy. He who reach in pocket and find hole feel nuts!!!
Short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth! He who have sex on the ground get piece on Earth! |
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"well you might as well sleep with me because tomarrow im going to tell everyone that we did anyway!!"
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words in spanglish taken outa context= Bishop= then when we got home, she fell down the stairs an i had to help the bishop... OMG, this one is tooo funny! 
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man who walk through airport sliding door sideways is going to Bangkok
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Virginity like balloon; 1 prick and all gone
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"well you might as well sleep with me because tomarrow im going to tell everyone that we did anyway!!"
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Life like pubic hair on toilet seat.
Sooner or later you get pissed off.  |
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an old drill srg. says," i don't know but ive been told ; Jerry curls are on the roll-- sound off, one, two, three, four."
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