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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 3 | |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Wed 03/04/09 05:14 PM
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"Just going to try this one out on for size, match.com has not help, so lets see what happens, any questions just ask,"
So I bought a Camry but I didn't put any fuel in it and it didn't take me anywhere. So I bought a Festiva and didn't put any fuel in it either, but we'll just see what happens. |
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"i can tell u what im lookin for and it a guy that loves kids. someone thats not a stick in the mud. that has a open mine. " The mine business just isn't what it used to be, what with the cave-ins and explosions and all. It's tough to find an open one anymore. Headline: Cave-ins and Explosions Shuts Down "Mine Business"....Foreclosures Mounting!!  That's what I'm talking about! |
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"my co-workers said i needed a life so here i am"
We're all out of lives here. Can I interest you in some senseless banter? |
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"Im the kind of girl that u woudl like to talke home to mom. "
If they won't come on their own, you have to distract them with conversation. |
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" I'm the type of woman that likes to put everything out on the table so nothing comes out after wasting time to think you know that person and find out all the hidden things that are hiding! "
Yeah. Cuz Lord knows those hidden things that are out in the open are just a pain in the ass. Wait....what?? |
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" I'm the type of woman that likes to put everything out on the table so nothing comes out after wasting time to think you know that person and find out all the hidden things that are hiding! " Yeah. Cuz Lord knows those hidden things that are out in the open are just a pain in the ass. Wait....what?? well i cant nececarily let them know about the bodies buried in the backyard right away lol 
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"i lake to meet nice end kaint man wich looking in lafe seryosly.newa laeng end onest romantik who nous wat hi wont in lafe wich love childrens end dont haw bad atichiut" This has to be some sort of record.... Well if you find one that beats it....I'll definitely be impressed....lmao |
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" I'm the type of woman that likes to put everything out on the table so nothing comes out after wasting time to think you know that person and find out all the hidden things that are hiding! " Yeah. Cuz Lord knows those hidden things that are out in the open are just a pain in the ass. Wait....what?? well i cant nececarily let them know about the bodies buried in the backyard right away lol True. But they usually only find out about those when they are being put next to one of them.....lol |
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"i speak my mind,and honsety and truth are pryority in my life if you cant deal with the truth move on,i will be vary blunt the rest lets decover together"
Decovering is the easy part. It's deciding on what to recover it with that's hard. |
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"Hello Everyone..This is where I write about myself. That has got to the hardest thing ever to do."
I think finding a working grand unification theory is probably harder. |
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"Hello Everyone..This is where I write about myself. That has got to the hardest thing ever to do." I think finding a working grand unification theory is probably harder. Pfffft....here's my theory: Everything grand is unified. Grand piano, Grand Hotel, Grandfather clock. All unified. Problem solved. |
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"I M SO SURE I WILL FIND YOU I LOOKING TO YOUI M SO SURE I WILL FIND YOU I LOOKING TO YOUI M SO SURE I WILL FIND YOU I LOOKING TO YOUI M SO SURE I WILL FIND YOU I LOOKING TO YOU"
Will someone feed that damn bird already? |
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"i am a sexy and i am a bad girl. i also wear thongs. and if you are on my bad list then you get the wipe."
I really hope that's a wrestling maneuver, otherwise I don't want to think about it. |
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"I am a petite girl size 8 olive skin,single with a 7year old girl who means the world to me...i love the great outdoors,being original and innovative just isn't possible all the time."
We'll mark this as Exhibit A. And thank you for providing the visual aid, although it really wasn't necessary. |
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"ok all man out there i am 56 no issues no problems i leave for today for tomorow who knows i like healthy food i dont drink or smoke i dance i go to the gym i like moviesgood sense ova humor"
So when exactly are you leaving....? |
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"hi really i cant descripe my self am a bite shy but very honest ,well aducated and am finishing my master degree this year."
Aducation is important. |
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"A first date will be exciting and full of anticiaption!"
I don't know what that is, but I hope I can put ketchup on it. |
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"I like a man that can pay for his own . A man that dose not mind some light smoke occationaly."
Oh, look, another arsonist. |
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"I've been through so many bad reltaionships and am tired of being treated like crap. By the way, I love to cuddle naked."
Well, that's your problem right there. |
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"Hey EveryoneWell wha can i say about my self... ummm i am not a picky person.... know what i want in life... i have a kid... just 1 one.. a boiummm i am not sure what else to say"
Your keyboard is broken. |
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