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Good Jokes?
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i take it youre part of the second type!!!
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TRY THIS
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ALL ANSWERS MUST START WITH THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME:
1. What is your name: Dorel 2. A four Letter Word: Dick 3. A boy's Name: Dan 4. A girl's Name: Diana 5. An occupation: doc 6. A color: dark blue 7. Something you wear: dockers 8. An animal: donkey 9. A food: Donuts 10. Something found in the bathroom: douche 11. A place: Denmark 12. A reason for being late: dunkin donuts 13. Something you shout: douche bag 14. A movie title: Deliverance 15. Something you drink: Dry Martini 16. A musical group: Disturbed 17. A vegetable: dragon fruit 18. A street name: Devon ave 19. A type of car: Datsun 20. The title of a song: Do you believe in magic? |
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thats helarious
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A polak is walking through Amsterdams red light district where he stops at one of the windows where this beautiful lady is displayed.
He knocks on the window and asks: How much does it cost? She smiles and says that it would be 25 dollars,to which he answers: Wow , thats cheap for a double pane window!!!!! |
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Topic:
Joke
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take both , then hell have beutiful and sexy lol
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Topic:
"Prostate Check-up"~~lol!!
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i dont think i need that test yet but hey its a "needed" precaution , so where she at
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Topic:
Guts or Balls...
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so tom when did you become a doctor lol
Medical distinction!!!! he he h e |
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Topic:
Dolly Parton & the Queen
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screw the royal flush , ill go with god perfection of two of a kind
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Topic:
Chamomile Tea
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wow my expectations were quite high, lol sky high
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Topic:
Come on Chicagoans!!
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DA Bears!! and they won by a miracle yesterday helllll yeahhhh |
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Topic:
Incompletly
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A teacher asks the students to use the word incompletely in a sentance.
One student replies: When my balls hit my girlfriends ass i know i'm in completely!!! |
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Topic:
"Best Sayings"--Funnnny!!
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know most of them but still some good ones outhere
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Topic:
Sing with me....
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smile and sing along then lol
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Topic:
Pick up lines
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you must be tired couse you've been running through my mind all day long!!!!!
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Topic:
Sing with me....
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oh the weather outside is frightfull
and warm sex sounds so delightfull when theres no one else you know call a ho, call a ho , call a ho!!!! |
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Topic:
Breast Awareness
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i think im a little tooooo distracter by them lol
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Topic:
Don't Laugh!
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are you sure he wasnt sore lol
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Topic:
Male Contraceptive Pill.
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i guess those women will take the men ego pills to be more like us
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crusty ol' beach lol
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Topic:
Always Get Clarification
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why didnt i think of that damn she'd stand no chance !!!!
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