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Topic: The shortest job you ever had
MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 12/17/08 03:39 PM
biggrin Whats the shortest job you ever had?biggrinDid you leave after you realised how much it sucked?biggrinDid you get yourself fired on purpose?biggrin

FireOfThePhoenix's photo
Wed 12/17/08 03:42 PM
rofl


Wow, I think the shortest job I ever had was for 4 years not quite what you had in mind slaphead

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Wed 12/17/08 03:44 PM
I was asked to take a crate of beer up to the 5th floor for 10 dollars:smile:

I lasted 5 minutes. Now who can beat that?

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Wed 12/17/08 03:45 PM
Towel boy at the girls Gym in high school, couldnt keep my hands off the goods, lasted exactly 3 minutes!!!noway

FearandLoathing's photo
Wed 12/17/08 03:47 PM
2 days...telemarketing, there's your reason right there.

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Wed 12/17/08 03:49 PM
Edited by Wulf777 on Wed 12/17/08 03:51 PM

Towel boy at the girls Gym in high school, couldnt keep my hands off the goods, lasted exactly 3 minutes!!!noway


:tongue: lol!

Mine was about 4 hours. I was a teenager. Got a job assembling outdoor light fixtures. Sucked. Made up some lame excuse about having to pick up my sister from school & bailed. Never even went back to pick up a check. lol

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Wed 12/17/08 03:49 PM

I was asked to take a crate of beer up to the 5th floor for 10 dollars:smile:

I lasted 5 minutes. Now who can beat that?



Had the job of f***ing myself it only lasted 2 minutes

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Wed 12/17/08 03:52 PM
Edited by ak0 on Wed 12/17/08 04:04 PM
a week.. i worked for this one doctor, came in, blasted through the MESS of his operatories, lab, other systems etc. stepped things up a notch or two.. which greatly upset the other girl when she returned from vacation to see i had done all this work as she assaulted me in sterilization.. it was one of those situations where either she or i would have to go. clash.

you should be appreciated for your talents, not have to fight to demonstrate them.

i'm still burned over itlaugh

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Wed 12/17/08 03:52 PM

biggrin Whats the shortest job you ever had?biggrinDid you leave after you realised how much it sucked?biggrinDid you get yourself fired on purpose?biggrin


Shortest job I ever had = ummm, 4'9" I think!shocked

Did I leave after you realized how much it sucked? = Heck no man...I stayed as long as she wanted to keep at it...wow!tongue2

Did you get yourself fired on purpose? = Heck no...looked for more work days like that! whoa

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 12/17/08 03:55 PM


I was asked to take a crate of beer up to the 5th floor for 10 dollars:smile:

I lasted 5 minutes. Now who can beat that?



Had the job of f***ing myself it only lasted 2 minutes
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

imsingle951's photo
Wed 12/17/08 03:58 PM
It was digging a trench in 110 degree weather. lasted 1 hour

MeChrissy2's photo
Wed 12/17/08 03:59 PM
I worked for two hours as a waitress in a strip club. Thought since I wasn't dancing, no worries. Wrong.

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Wed 12/17/08 04:02 PM

2 days...telemarketing, there's your reason right there.

You must like torture, I only could take it for 1 day. The pay was horrid, the cold calling intolerable, and the other telemarkers, all women, were wicked, wicked, wicked.:angry: :angry: :angry:

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Wed 12/17/08 04:04 PM
One week. Paid under the table. The person I was replacing came and asked for her job back. Since they didn't put a lot of time into training me, they gave her the job back.

This is why I hate Remax Realty.

MirrorMirror's photo
Wed 12/17/08 04:15 PM

I worked for two hours as a waitress in a strip club. Thought since I wasn't dancing, no worries. Wrong.
drinks

buttons's photo
Wed 12/17/08 04:22 PM
Edited by buttons on Wed 12/17/08 04:25 PM
5 weeks of training for a call center <customer service for verizon> told me before i started i could have weekends off or i never wouold of taken that wage! and no insurance... so at the end of training they have us bid on our days off guess what ones i go off? the bigest bs i had ever heard! friday and monday off!!! i said see ya.. i was lied to...

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Wed 12/17/08 04:24 PM
drinker

I was asked to take a crate of beer up to the 5th floor for 10 dollars:smile:

I lasted 5 minutes. Now who can beat that?


I hope you were at least able to drink a couple drinker

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Wed 12/17/08 04:25 PM

biggrin Whats the shortest job you ever had?biggrinDid you leave after you realised how much it sucked?biggrinDid you get yourself fired on purpose?biggrin


Shortest job lasted for for a shift (12 hours) on nights working at IKEA..... got my pay(£144.00) for doing the shift and then quit as i was expected to carry up to 100KG up stairs all night
and im not a removals guy.

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Wed 12/17/08 04:26 PM
My shortest job was 4 months as a telemarketer selling credit card insurance.

I was fired because I cannot lie to people.

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Wed 12/17/08 04:27 PM
i month in the AT&T call center... way too much pressure... a cold environment... and a lot of the other workers sucked... it was pure torture... i felt bad trying to sell things to people who called me with a problem, even when i coudln't fix what they called for... its bs... hated it!

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