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when she says "can you hold on a sec? i have to call my probation officer by ten."
 true story....
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 When is it your cue to end a date early? When she stands up on the table, unzips and pees in my orange juice.  I'd be all like, "OY! Don't pee in my orange juice!" 
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when she tell's me to pull her finger !
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when she mentions handcuffs but not in a sexual way...
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When she says "Let's talk about you for a minute" and then clicks a stop watch
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when they say, do you mind if I hit this crack pipe, do you want some  I'm not hooked, I just do it when I want, I can control it, it's not a problem I've been doing it for years, see, i'm not an addict it's sad really, I've seen that crap, crack/cocaine ruin some otherwise good people. find one and you can refurnish your whole house for under a hundred bucks I was going to say after he`s had his 3rd beer in 30 min., but this is good!
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When his wife calls............
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Edited by
bohemianbugeater
on
Tue 12/16/08 02:23 PM
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when she mentions handcuffs but not in a sexual way... when he lets me nickname him my lilfuzzbox..after my vagina! lol then its time to end the date early...AND TAKE THEM HOME TO MEET! jkjk....sorry greg...MUAH have a  ill buy you a beer next time lol
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When she asks your advice on brand name Lice shampoo.....
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When she asks your advice on brand name Lice shampoo.....  ...!
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nice santa hat edition/addition...both work!...adrenaline! lol
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When she says, "What do you think we should name the kids?"
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