Topic: When is it your cue to end a date early?
burgundybry's photo
Mon 12/15/08 10:04 AM




shades When is it your cue to end a date early?shades


When she gets that "fatal attraction" look in her eye.



rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
let me guess? when they turn youinto a newt!



a newt?!? laugh laugh ..BURN HER!!! She's a witch!!laugh laugh

bohemianbugeater's photo
Mon 12/15/08 10:05 AM
but how can you tell shes a witch?

SharpShooter10's photo
Mon 12/15/08 10:06 AM

cool! we used to train golden retrievers for the blind
That would definately be a rewarding job, service dogs, search dogs, heck, any working dog is awesome to watch.

burgundybry's photo
Mon 12/15/08 10:08 AM

but how can you tell shes a witch?


.she's got a carrot for a nosedrinker laugh

bohemianbugeater's photo
Mon 12/15/08 10:11 AM


cool! we used to train golden retrievers for the blind
That would definately be a rewarding job, service dogs, search dogs, heck, any working dog is awesome to watch.
oh ya

freeonthree's photo
Mon 12/15/08 11:04 AM
Edited by freeonthree on Mon 12/15/08 11:06 AM
As soon as find out she likes rap music, believes in god, or thinks motorcycles are dangerous. Dennis

imsingle951's photo
Mon 12/15/08 11:07 AM

when he complains about the cost of the food at the resturant so loud that everyone can hear him... or when he uses a coupon at the resturant<buy one get one free> on the first date
rofl rofl rofl

SimplyElla's photo
Mon 12/15/08 11:12 AM
When too much ignorance and arrogance flies out his mouth, is my cue to leave the date early.

buttons's photo
Mon 12/15/08 11:32 AM


but how can you tell shes a witch?


.she's got a carrot for a nosedrinker laugh
where did your eyes go?laugh they seem to be missing!

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Mon 12/15/08 12:03 PM
DUH!!!

When they dont show up!
rofl rofl rofl

bohemianbugeater's photo
Mon 12/15/08 12:18 PM
when they start farting in the car!explode shocked scared noway surprised surprised surprised slaphead

buttons's photo
Mon 12/15/08 12:51 PM

when they start farting in the car!explode shocked scared noway surprised surprised surprised slaphead
farting is one thing but to do it over and over and laugh like a 12 yr old is something elsesick

TheOriginalFuzzy's photo
Mon 12/15/08 12:53 PM
damn, those are the guys that give all the men of the species a bad name...

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Mon 12/15/08 05:10 PM

shades When is it your cue to end a date early?shades


When you're sitting there and she suddenly wants you outta there. That's a pretty good cue to boogie on outta dodge.

Krimsa's photo
Mon 12/15/08 05:13 PM

shades When is it your cue to end a date early?shades


If the penis leaves the pants before it was asked to do so, I generally will attempt to make my departure. shocked

DaveyB's photo
Mon 12/15/08 05:35 PM
When she shows up to your date with her ex.

burgundybry's photo
Mon 12/15/08 05:39 PM
Edited by burgundybry on Mon 12/15/08 05:40 PM



but how can you tell shes a witch?


.she's got a carrot for a nosedrinker laugh
where did your eyes go?laugh they seem to be missing!


damn, I forgot to put them in this morning!! oops offtopic

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Mon 12/15/08 05:53 PM
when I hear the "Twilight Zone" theme ....

every time she opens her mouth......shocked surprised shocked

bohemianbugeater's photo
Mon 12/15/08 09:00 PM

when I hear the "Twilight Zone" theme ....

every time she opens her mouth......shocked surprised shocked
hahaha...i would so fvck with your head like that if we were on a date LMAO! hidden recorders are great!

longhairbiker's photo
Mon 12/15/08 10:05 PM
When she hears the twilight zone theme every time she opens her mouth and spews drama. Of course it doesn't help that I have it recorded on my cellphone and every time she spews drama I turn on the twilight zone theme music. Do de doo doo Do de doo doo. "Where's that theme music to the twilight zone coming from"? "Its all in your imagination. You're just hearing things...of sight...and sound...and mind".