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They didnt look like yours anyway. I know yours look like girl poops. no, at the end of the night it was just clear foamy poop from all the water i drank |
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They didnt look like yours anyway. I know yours look like girl poops. no, at the end of the night it was just clear foamy poop from all the water i drank Just think, in Africa, that is what they drink! |
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Where is Phil when you need him to start a poop thread? sorry, i`m all pooped out...litrally. i`ve been sick for 3 days and spent the better part of the first day in the bathroom Sorry to hear that you've been sick. 
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Where is Phil when you need him to start a poop thread? sorry, i`m all pooped out...litrally. i`ve been sick for 3 days and spent the better part of the first day in the bathroom Sorry to hear that you've been sick.
atleast one person showed sympathy...lol Just think, in Africa, that is what they drink! dont forget mexico |
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Howdy Dan!! I hear ya about the poop in the toilets. I have been on the road for the past couple of weeks. I have been in about 11 different states and countless truckstops and bathrooms... and you know in the womens' there are more stalls..some have 8-10... and almost without fail people are not flushing... the cleanest ones of all are the one's that are in the drivers area... I cannot believe how many people just do not flush!!! Hope all is well with you!! we are sitting in Jackson, MS tonight...heading to Memphis tomorrow... I will try to check in about the flushing situation... Hugs to you!! |
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Phillip!! I hope you are feeling much better now too!! I sure miss you lots!! Hope you have a Merry Christmas!! |
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Howdy Dan!! I hear ya about the poop in the toilets. I have been on the road for the past couple of weeks. I have been in about 11 different states and countless truckstops and bathrooms... and you know in the womens' there are more stalls..some have 8-10... and almost without fail people are not flushing... the cleanest ones of all are the one's that are in the drivers area... I cannot believe how many people just do not flush!!! Hope all is well with you!! we are sitting in Jackson, MS tonight...heading to Memphis tomorrow... I will try to check in about the flushing situation... Hugs to you!! Hi Deb! Thanks for the poop update! I look forward to the next one, i hope people are more prone to flushing in the next states you pass through. I thought you were gonna tell everyone about my poop at your house though!! Remember?? You had to help me.. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Sat 12/13/08 11:07 AM
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The Baby Poop Decoder
(copied from http://www.squidoo.com/babypoop)  Tarry black poop, your baby's first poop, is called meconium. You'll never see it again once it passes.
 Mustard poop is common for breastfed babies. Supposedly breastfed babies make sweeter smelling poop. I don't know about you, but I've yet to meet a poop I'd call sweet.
 Green poop is normal in the realm of baby poop. "Green", "poop", and "normal" all in one sentence. It's so surreal.
 Orange poop is also par for the course. I don't know if it's a par 3 or par 4. It's definitely not a birdie.
 Yellow poop - hello yellow! (It's late, I'm tired, and I'm running out of cutesy ideas.) Yellow is normal.
 Multiple color and color-changing poop - as long as the colors are listed above (sans meconium reference), there's nothing to worry about. Baby poop changes colors on a frighteningly regular basis.
 Chalky white poop could indicate that there is no bile from the liver to digest food. Call the doc.
Tarry black poop, when NOT the first poop, could mean there is blood in the digestive tract. Call the doc.
 Bright red blood in poop means blood has been expressed very close to the anus (i.e. no time to turn black.) Call the doc.
 Blue poop can only mean one thing... http://www.smurfs.com/
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Good job, Tngx.
 
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Thanks for the scoop on the poop Tngx!
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The Baby Poop Decoder (copied from http://www.squidoo.com/babypoop) Tarry black poop, your baby's first poop, is called meconium. You'll never see it again once it passes.
Mustard poop is common for breastfed babies. Supposedly breastfed babies make sweeter smelling poop. I don't know about you, but I've yet to meet a poop I'd call sweet.
Green poop is normal in the realm of baby poop. "Green", "poop", and "normal" all in one sentence. It's so surreal.
Orange poop is also par for the course. I don't know if it's a par 3 or par 4. It's definitely not a birdie.
Yellow poop - hello yellow! (It's late, I'm tired, and I'm running out of cutesy ideas.) Yellow is normal.
Multiple color and color-changing poop - as long as the colors are listed above (sans meconium reference), there's nothing to worry about. Baby poop changes colors on a frighteningly regular basis.
Chalky white poop could indicate that there is no bile from the liver to digest food. Call the doc.
Tarry black poop, when NOT the first poop, could mean there is blood in the digestive tract. Call the doc.
Bright red blood in poop means blood has been expressed very close to the anus (i.e. no time to turn black.) Call the doc.
Blue poop can only mean one thing... http://www.smurfs.com/
Hmmm...different colors of poo...perhaps it's like a mood ring! |
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I saw on Oprah once that if your poo comes out 'S' shaped, it means you're perfectly healthy...& if Oprah said it, you know it's gotta be true! You know...I heard that your poo should be the girth of the bottom knuckle on your thumb and as long as your forearm...three times a day. My question is who did the measurements for this statistic...and who measures their poo to see if their up to par??? |
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I saw on Oprah once that if your poo comes out 'S' shaped, it means you're perfectly healthy...& if Oprah said it, you know it's gotta be true! You know...I heard that your poo should be the girth of the bottom knuckle on your thumb and as long as your forearm...three times a day. My question is who did the measurements for this statistic...and who measures their poo to see if their up to par??? Three times a day?! I've heard that it can be every other day. Three times a day to me means that you're having "stomach problems". Who measures? Ewwww...
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Hey...
pull my finger!
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Hey... pull my finger!
 
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Many years ago, I was living in a biker comune. For one full week, at least one of us got hit by the Mad Sh!tter...sat in it, stepped in it, etc... It turned out to be a crazy one-eyed cat with diarheah...
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