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Topic: All i wanted was a poop
Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Fri 12/12/08 06:10 PM
I saw on Oprah once that if your poo comes out 'S' shaped, it means you're perfectly healthy...& if Oprah said it, you know it's gotta be true! What if it comes out pretzel-shaped, with the ends crossed over like a homie?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:10 PM
4! the answer is 4! WOW! you can read! hey, that hurt my feelings. Because you are an ugly retard! hahahaha amazing. what a d1ck. Thanks, i am proud of it!

Holly4459 Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34785	Fri 12/12/08 06:10 PM
Im at work, there are just two of us left in the building here. Anyways, i just finished a poop inducing dinner, and nature was calling. There are 4 cubicles in the mens toilets on this floor. How many of these toilets would you expect to NOT have a turd floating in them? Aren't toilets called "loos" Dan?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:11 PM
Well at least you now know all the guys at work aren't full of sh*t Im reserving judgement on that one!

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Fri 12/12/08 06:11 PM
You know...I was just sitting here thinking to myself that there is a serious lackage of poop threads to be found...& lo & behold...you read my mind! Oh! Bless you, Great Guru of Poopiness! Let me begin by stating that I had a very large lunch. Currently, I am on the verge of a very large bowel movement. Let's talk poop. Oh, c'mon Marley...now you're just trying to impress me...

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:12 PM
I saw on Oprah once that if your poo comes out 'S' shaped, it means you're perfectly healthy...& if Oprah said it, you know it's gotta be true! What if it comes out pretzel-shaped, with the ends crossed over like a homie? Keith, get to the Emrgency Room!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:13 PM
Aren't toilets called "loos" Dan? Amongst many other crappy names

tngxl65 Joined Sat 01/12/08 Posts: 6189	Fri 12/12/08 06:13 PM
You know...I was just sitting here thinking to myself that there is a serious lackage of poop threads to be found...& lo & behold...you read my mind! Oh! Bless you, Great Guru of Poopiness! Im glad i could assist. But really you should thank the 4 guys that failed to flush their poops properly.. Perhaps it was just one guy. One amazingly talented, and full of poop, pooper.

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:13 PM
You know...I was just sitting here thinking to myself that there is a serious lackage of poop threads to be found...& lo & behold...you read my mind! Oh! Bless you, Great Guru of Poopiness! Let me begin by stating that I had a very large lunch. Currently, I am on the verge of a very large bowel movement. Let's talk poop. Oh, c'mon Marley...now you're just trying to impress me... Well it impressed me..

echobase9 Joined Mon 12/08/08 Posts: 20	Fri 12/12/08 06:15 PM
your the type of people that should be done with, not immigrants... I am not an immigrant, this is my land and you took it from me!!!!!!!!!\\ You have to be Irish, Scotish, or British. take take take and .... if your white or /american,.. you do what you want. and you blane other people!!!!!! now..... let me get back to my KKK meeting/./?

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:15 PM
You know...I was just sitting here thinking to myself that there is a serious lackage of poop threads to be found...& lo & behold...you read my mind! Oh! Bless you, Great Guru of Poopiness! Im glad i could assist. But really you should thank the 4 guys that failed to flush their poops properly.. Perhaps it was just one guy. One amazingly talented, and full of poop, pooper. Or maybe it was a girl, who sneaked in!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:16 PM
your the type of people that should be done with, not immigrants... I am not an immigrant, this is my land and you took it from me!!!!!!!!!\\ You have to be Irish, Scotish, or British. take take take and .... if your white or /american,.. you do what you want. and you blane other people!!!!!! now..... let me get back to my KKK meeting/./? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

alicat4213 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9079	Fri 12/12/08 06:18 PM
your the type of people that should be done with, not immigrants... I am not an immigrant, this is my land and you took it from me!!!!!!!!!\\ You have to be Irish, Scotish, or British. take take take and .... if your white or /american,.. you do what you want. and you blane other people!!!!!! now..... let me get back to my KKK meeting/./? You bore me

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 12/12/08 06:18 PM
I believe is talking SH*T dan.......have you heard of it??? Do you know where we can get some???

alicat4213 Joined Thu 11/15/07 Posts: 9079	Fri 12/12/08 06:18 PM
My dog just dropped a huge load...

Phuque Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 14151	Fri 12/12/08 06:19 PM
your the type of people that should be done with, not immigrants... I am not an immigrant, this is my land and you took it from me!!!!!!!!!\\ You have to be Irish, Scotish, or British. take take take and .... if your white or /american,.. you do what you want. and you blane other people!!!!!! now..... let me get back to my KKK meeting/./? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I want to "blane" udder people, too!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:20 PM
I believe is talking SH*T dan.......have you heard of it??? Do you know where we can get some??? I have heard of sh1t, but talking sh1t?! Nahh...i never do that. I know four places where we can get some, well 3 now.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Fri 12/12/08 06:22 PM
I was wondering when you were going to do the ROYAL FLUSH!!!

Dan99 Joined Sat 08/23/08 Posts: 14941	Fri 12/12/08 06:24 PM
I was wondering when you were going to do the ROYAL FLUSH!!! Actually there were 3 straights(they must be ill) and a full house!(he must be VERY ill)

Mr_Music Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 10677	Fri 12/12/08 06:25 PM