life and everything that started the universe and beyond is a Cow. And the cow says you better moooh me! Would you worship it?

I'm not going there.

wtf?

"And the cow says you better moooh me!"

I'm not too sure about the moohing part but I do know lots of people that would be mooning....

Oh...
Holy Cow!

I like that holy cow

i moo cows on a semi regular basis

as i drive by them out in the pasture lol


i have even thrown them corn on occasion

does that give me an in ithe them

and mmmooooooooove me closer to the front of the line

i hope it is not the line to the slaughter house (just a thought)

HAHAHA, this thread wins. YES if a cow came to me who could talk walk on water, smite people, fly through the air, turn things into other things and/ or create people out of thin air, that cow would have an instant convert right here.

I would moo if that was what he wanted of me . . lol

OP said "If ...."

Only if the Flying Spaghetti Monster told me it was ok.

You are all qualified for my new religion called "The Moooooooh" It is located in SW 54th Mooh Avenue in Miami, Fl. in the basement of a bright green house. You are required to pray with us 8 x a day and the lines are the following

moooh. mo mo moooooooh. mo mo mooooooh. moooh. mo mo moooooooh. mo mo mooooooh.moooh. mo mo moooooooh. mo mo mooooooh.

After you have done this you should feel better.

Before leaving the odd smelling basement, leave some fresh grass for mooh mooh.

May you have a blessed mooh day

Mooohdammit!

I forgot what I was gonna say.

Oh wait,... I remember now.

What's the cow's name?

Mooohammad?

Maybe it's already true and the name was just changed to protect the innocent?

Cows are sacred in India where Mooohindooism is the main religion ya know.

And of course, the Wiccans have always worshiped the Mooohn Goddess.

Where do you think all that CHEESE came from!

Don't the Hindus worship cows?I know they are very sacred.

Yes in India a white ox is sacred. So if the white ox is in the middle of the road - one can't just moooo it away - one has to drive around it. This is no lie! I have experienced it!

Yes there are a few religions who actually worship the cow.

but the cow you are worshipping today is from Florida

I bet that cow would make a tasty beefburger if nothing else

They don't worship them. But, I think they see every living thing as sacred. And, since they believe that you can be reincarnated into an animal, you wouldn't ever treat one badly and you definitely wouldn't eat one.

Wait a minute. I'm not sure I agree with your doctrine there smiless. I happen to believe the great Moooh is a Holstein and everyone knows that Holsteins say "Muh" and not "Moo". (And don't pay any attention to those Jerseyites. They think it's "Moh". But they don't know what they're talkin about.)

We were created by the Draconians for slave labor and food.

Oh hell what do I know.... I am German

I am trying to make myself taste bad when the time comes