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Shouldnt this be in humour?! Blended with my own but not always "pc" brand of humor . 
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Give her a pump, viagra or a rabbit................they say they are the hottest items (selling off the the shelf)
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isnt it amusing to make fun of the people who take everything serious and ream you over something that was a joke not even a clue hahahahahahahaha   
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Yes it is, I am his darlin'  Shouldnt this be in humour?!   Hell if we spend christmas together this year, it will be present enough for me. 
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I got my baby a matching toaster and blender set and a sexy little apron , think she'll like it? Help ladies, give me some ideas, I haven't done christmas in ten years  Wow so once again its about you..............how about a spa and pedicure gift certificate or jewelry to make it about her.................MEN............  If we can put enough money aside on her "allowance" and not interfere with my "dancer dollars" and weekly massage parlor visit, those "happy endings" have got to be expensive this last quarter. Oh you are a class act so your darling is what type of breed of dog exactly?  I have been in this sight long enough to know this is all Jokes................why did you mess it up.......................UHHHH...........   I dunno 
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Mon 11/24/08 11:47 AM
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 Us being together this year is enough for me as well honey and oh yeah make sure that ribbon is red Yes it is, I am his darlin' Shouldnt this be in humour?! Hell if we spend christmas together this year, it will be present enough for me. |
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Does she have any hobbies that you can add to???? or a favourite perfume???? or is she into jewellery???? well, hobbies, our toy box is well stocked  favorite perfume? I thought about that, she has several and I love sniffin 'em all jewelry, thought about that, just had the ring things and all, and we spent a couple buck on travel this year, so maybe jewelry next year, hmm, never know. I kinda like the spa thing, she might enjoy that, she like to go get manicured and pedicured and all that girly stuff still like the gun idea, ( maybe it's a southern thing  ) Nothin' sexier than a well armed woman or one you can't whup in a fair fight. 
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I always wrap up a banana in xmas paper and give it to my son!!! Its a joke, from way back.
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I got lucky this year, Lisa's computer broke down so she needed a new one, she found a bargain replacement, and all i had to do was transfer the money over!
Suits me as i cannot go shopping without wanting to murder somebody. |
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I got lucky this year, Lisa's computer broke down so she needed a new one, she found a bargain replacement, and all i had to do was transfer the money over! Suits me as i cannot go shopping without wanting to murder somebody.
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There is nobody i would rather murder!
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There is nobody i would rather murder! Oh come on dan!!! It would be fun!!! I'd even buy you Mcdonalds!!!
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Pffft! You couldnt afford Mcdonalds!
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I got my baby a matching toaster and blender set and a sexy little apron , think she'll like it? Help ladies, give me some ideas, I haven't done christmas in ten years sure she will i bet you get served breakfast in bed toasted penis with a testicle sundae |
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Or a cream filled twinkie?
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Pffft! You couldnt afford Mcdonalds! But i get the toy!!!
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depends if they are top-of-the-line appliances. |
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Pffft! You couldnt afford Mcdonalds! But i get the toy!!! I was gonna tell you to shove the toy right up your arse, but i think that is what you want it for anyway |
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depends if they are top-of-the-line appliances. My god you are boring these days! lol |
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Only top of the line for me
depends if they are top-of-the-line appliances. |
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