Bet the best present you could give her is to be living with her by Christmas!

That would be a good one for me as well

(((( Robin ))))

I should get her something sexy like she got me, a wife beater t-shirt, thin black dress socks with knee garters and a ugly striped thin cotten knee length robe, with a dab of irish whiskey behind my ears

(((( Robin ))))




Just the bow I tell ya.

Just the bow I tell ya.

Just the bow I tell ya.
reminds me of the "kilt" song, a scottish gent wakes up after two girls peeked under his kilt to see what he had on, they left a blue bow on "it" when he woke up in a stupor, he replied, I don't know where ya been mate, but I see we won first prize

Wow so once again its about you..............how about a spa and pedicure gift certificate or jewelry to make it about her.................MEN............

I told her I was thinking about that just this very morning while she was cooking my breakfast, making my coffee and fetching me my paper If we can put enough money aside on her "allowance" and not interfere with my "dancer dollars" and weekly massage parlor visit, those "happy endings" have got to be expensive this last quarter.

ABSOLUTELY NOT!

She will think that u think she belongs in the kitchen!!

Honestly, thats the kind of gift a chauvinist would buy.

Maybe u should get her a chain...



....and i dont mean for strapping her to the kitchen sink either!!

Ok, serious note, women like it when u get them something u know they like....For example...i like pink, so Dan buys me pink things! he knows he cant go wrong! Wat does she like?

Oh you are a class act so your darling is what type of breed of dog exactly?

Shouldnt this be in humour?!

isnt it amusing to make fun of the people who take everything serious and ream you over something that was a joke

not even a clue hahahahahahahaha

I thought I knew till I started thinking about it. now not sure, really haven't done the christmas and holiday thing in ten years at least. all new again, used to be a hermit for real. I think cause it is our first Christmas, it is proving to be difficult, she said don't worry about it cause that is what I told her about me, but we all know, you dont forget Christmas or Valentines day or you could be in the doghouse, gee then the birthday, the anniversary, they are all withing two months, gonna be fun I can see,

Yes it is, I am his darlin'

I was thinking the exact same thing!

Some people!

You do know I'm just joking around light heartedly while trying to get some female input on things women like, right

I have been in this sight long enough to know this is all Jokes................why did you mess it up.......................UHHHH...........

Does she have any hobbies that you can add to???? or a favourite perfume???? or is she into jewellery????