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Only top of the line for me  depends if they are top-of-the-line appliances. Merle, stay outta here! How is he ever going to pick something and surprise you if you keep coming in and reading!  
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 Oh is that what is suppossed to happen Only top of the line for me depends if they are top-of-the-line appliances. Merle, stay outta here! How is he ever going to pick something and surprise you if you keep coming in and reading! |
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Edited by
papersmile
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Mon 11/24/08 12:41 PM
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I got my girl a fancy new mop. She's gonna love it. Especially when I let her try it out on my kitchen floor haha, before or after i try it out on the back of your head?  Your lovely Merle loves her gardens, maybe something that reflects that? that's a wonderful idea! you could get a rose bush, or some other plant or tree and, each year that it blooms, you'll be reminded of your first christmas together. |
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Now this is a lady that knows, on both counts
 I got my girl a fancy new mop. She's gonna love it. Especially when I let her try it out on my kitchen floor haha, before or after i try it out on the back of your head? Your lovely Merle loves her gardens, maybe something that reflects that? that's a wonderful idea! you could get a rose bush, or some other plant or tree and, each year that it blooms, you'll be reminded of your first christmas together. |
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I got my girl a fancy new mop. She's gonna love it. Especially when I let her try it out on my kitchen floor haha, before or after i try it out on the back of your head? Your lovely Merle loves her gardens, maybe something that reflects that? that's a wonderful idea! you could get a rose bush, or some other plant or tree and, each year that it blooms, you'll be reminded of your first christmas together.  ) She likes small cuddly cute pets and animals and stuff, maybe get like one of those cricket holders the fisherman use, that should fit on her nightstand, and then get her a pair of Madagascar Hissing **** Roaches, then she could drift off to sleep with the sounds of Madagascan Nature 
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 Aw honey, these all sound awesome I had thought about getting a tree of some kind to plant, hadn't thought about it for christmas though. she has a cool yard and some neat gardens. maybe she can show me how to grow stuff, I love plants too but I can killer a rubber plant. I was gonna plant briar and thorn bushes along the fence line,(discourages folks from climbing over
) She likes small cuddly cute pets and animals and stuff, maybe get like one of those cricket holders the fisherman use, that should fit on her nightstand, and then get her a pair of Madagascar Hissing **** Roaches, then she could drift off to sleep with the sounds of Madagascan Nature |
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Doesn't he have wonderful taste and isn't his love for me outstanding |
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Doesn't he have wonderful taste and isn't his love for me outstanding You couldn't want for anymore now, could you ?
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 I couldn't Doesn't he have wonderful taste and isn't his love for me outstanding You couldn't want for anymore now, could you ? |
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I couldn't Doesn't he have wonderful taste and isn't his love for me outstanding You couldn't want for anymore now, could you ? No, it's the thought that counts, right?
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Yes, it is I couldn't Doesn't he have wonderful taste and isn't his love for me outstanding You couldn't want for anymore now, could you ? No, it's the thought that counts, right? |
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I have the perfect gift.....well hells bells I know her better then most. You make up a coupon book Tom....and each coupon is for something new....for example.....
1. This entitles bearer to one breakfast in bed. 2. This entitles bearer to one sexual favor of her choice. 3. This entitles bearer if he ever brings home a frickin applicance that she beat him with it. 4. This entitles bearer to tie red ribbons anywhere on my body on Christmas morning. 5. This entitles bearer to 5 lap dances at anytime that it pleases her. 6. This entitles bearer to one trip through the airport with her bag of goodies with me watching her deal with the airport personnel. |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Mon 11/24/08 03:30 PM
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I have the perfect gift.....well hells bells I know her better then most. You make up a coupon book Tom....and each coupon is for something new....for example..... 1. This entitles bearer to one breakfast in bed. 2. This entitles bearer to one sexual favor of her choice. 3. This entitles bearer if he ever brings home a frickin applicance that she beat him with it. 4. This entitles bearer to tie red ribbons anywhere on my body on Christmas morning. 5. This entitles bearer to 5 lap dances at anytime that it pleases her. I am not seeing this 6. This entitles bearer to one trip through the airport with her bag of goodies with me watching her deal with the airport personnel. |
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Yes you are you big lier
lier lier pants on fire.... And I am going to be their filming. |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Mon 11/24/08 03:31 PM
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Yes you are you big liar liar liar pants on fire.... And I am going to be their filming. |
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Yes you are you big lier lier lier pants on fire.... And I am going to be their filming. Filming? You should be getting a fire extinguisher if her pants bursts into flames
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Mon 11/24/08 03:37 PM
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{{{perry}}} I love you so, you are so awesome Yes you are you big lier lier lier pants on fire.... And I am going to be their filming. Filming? You should be getting a fire extinguisher if her pants bursts into flames |
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((Merle)) how have you been? Not on fire I hope lol
{{{perry}}} I love you so, you are so awesome Yes you are you big lier lier lier pants on fire.... And I am going to be their filming. Filming? You should be getting a fire extinguisher if her pants bursts into flames |
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 Not yet, how are you honey((Merle)) how have you been? Not on fire I hope lol {{{perry}}} I love you so, you are so awesome Yes you are you big lier lier lier pants on fire.... And I am going to be their filming. Filming? You should be getting a fire extinguisher if her pants bursts into flames |
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