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Merle you need to stop denying seeing anything about your antics at the airport......It's ok honey look at all the people you made their day....they are still talking about it.
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Mon 11/24/08 03:44 PM
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  Merle you need to stop denying seeing anything about your antics at the airport......It's ok honey look at all the people you made their day....they are still talking about it. |
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I'm good, thanks
  Not yet, how are you honey((Merle)) how have you been? Not on fire I hope lol  {{{perry}}} I love you so, you are so awesome Yes you are you big lier lier lier pants on fire.... And I am going to be their filming. Filming? You should be getting a fire extinguisher if her pants bursts into flames |
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get merle something feminine, sexy and oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh so bad ..
she'll love you for it 
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I got my baby a matching toaster and blender set and a sexy little apron , think she'll like it? Help ladies, give me some ideas, I haven't done christmas in ten years  |
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If she asked for something like that then fine, but if this is your first Christmas together, then you better back it up with something more personal and romantic!! Give the other first, then the personal and romantic, then you will have things go a lot better!! Jewelry is very nice, if you want an idea. Pay attention to what she already wears to get the style that she likes!!
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I got my baby a matching toaster and blender set and a sexy little apron , think she'll like it? Help ladies, give me some ideas, I haven't done christmas in ten years 
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I have the perfect gift.....well hells bells I know her better then most. You make up a coupon book Tom....and each coupon is for something new....for example..... 1. This entitles bearer to one breakfast in bed. 2. This entitles bearer to one sexual favor of her choice. 3. This entitles bearer if he ever brings home a frickin applicance that she beat him with it. 4. This entitles bearer to tie red ribbons anywhere on my body on Christmas morning. 5. This entitles bearer to 5 lap dances at anytime that it pleases her. 6. This entitles bearer to one trip through the airport with her bag of goodies with me watching her deal with the airport personnel. 
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If she asked for something like that then fine, but if this is your first Christmas together, then you better back it up with something more personal and romantic!! Give the other first, then the personal and romantic, then you will have things go a lot better!! Jewelry is very nice, if you want an idea. Pay attention to what she already wears to get the style that she likes!! 
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I got my baby a matching toaster and blender set and a sexy little apron , think she'll like it? Help ladies, give me some ideas, I haven't done christmas in ten years ahhh, the gift that says "make me some toast and a milkshake wearing only this" lol. |
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 I have the perfect gift.....well hells bells I know her better then most. You make up a coupon book Tom....and each coupon is for something new....for example..... 1. This entitles bearer to one breakfast in bed. 2. This entitles bearer to one sexual favor of her choice. 3. This entitles bearer if he ever brings home a frickin applicance that she beat him with it. 4. This entitles bearer to tie red ribbons anywhere on my body on Christmas morning. 5. This entitles bearer to 5 lap dances at anytime that it pleases her. 6. This entitles bearer to one trip through the airport with her bag of goodies with me watching her deal with the airport personnel. |
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 If she asked for something like that then fine, but if this is your first Christmas together, then you better back it up with something more personal and romantic!! Give the other first, then the personal and romantic, then you will have things go a lot better!! Jewelry is very nice, if you want an idea. Pay attention to what she already wears to get the style that she likes!! |
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I got my baby a matching toaster and blender set and a sexy little apron , think she'll like it? Help ladies, give me some ideas, I haven't done christmas in ten years ahhh, the gift that says "make me some toast and a milkshake wearing only this" lol.
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I got my baby a matching toaster and blender set and a sexy little apron , think she'll like it? Help ladies, give me some ideas, I haven't done christmas in ten years ahhh, the gift that says "make me some toast and a milkshake wearing only this" lol. |
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Why doesn't that surprise me darling tom....gigglesnort
I have the perfect gift.....well hells bells I know her better then most. You make up a coupon book Tom....and each coupon is for something new....for example..... 1. This entitles bearer to one breakfast in bed. 2. This entitles bearer to one sexual favor of her choice. 3. This entitles bearer if he ever brings home a frickin applicance that she beat him with it. 4. This entitles bearer to tie red ribbons anywhere on my body on Christmas morning. 5. This entitles bearer to 5 lap dances at anytime that it pleases her. 6. This entitles bearer to one trip through the airport with her bag of goodies with me watching her deal with the airport personnel. |
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She'll shoot her eye out
get her a official red ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle |
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I know how to use a gun, just ask my ex-husband She'll shoot her eye out get her a official red ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle |
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"She'll shoot her eyeout" is a line from "A Christmas Story" about n eight year old boy who keeps asking for a b.b. gun for christmas...
Sorry just thoght it would be a laugh. I know how to use a gun, just ask my ex-husband She'll shoot her eye out get her a official red ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle |
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Oh, I am sorry, I didn't realize it was from a movie, I remember that line well.
And thanks "She'll shoot her eyeout" is a line from "A Christmas Story" about n eight year old boy who keeps asking for a b.b. gun for christmas... Sorry just thoght it would be a laugh. I know how to use a gun, just ask my ex-husband She'll shoot her eye out get her a official red ryder carbine action two hundred shot range model air rifle |
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I agree with most everyone else here. Appliances, unless specifically asked for, are never a good idea. I'm not even too sure about the apron (even though it is "sexy"). It kinda says, "Hey hon....here's something sexy you can wear while you make my dinner". Experience tells me that you can never go wrong with jewelry, but I'm the kind of person that doesn't want to do what everyone else is doing. Spa treatments and massages are great gifts. I also like doing a night where I cook, clean, and pay attention to all the little details like candles and atmosphere. Last year I was big on getting people "lessons" for things. Like, I gave my brother a certificate for a tandem sky dive and his wife a month of Akido training.
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