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<<----helping self to popcorn munch munch munch...Nope. No sympathy here ....  <-------- watches in bewildered curiosity ... Well they don't put up much of a fight do they? ...and they seem to stun easily Do you suppose they are indicitive of the male species or just particularly prone to eyelashes?  it's the eyelashes and the inabillity to say know to cherry popsicles...(what is it about cherries)(maybe a guy thing)...and why does it take incarceration to see that this wizard has more teath than tail?...and now to be teased with popcorn that we can't have...  You were too busy being curious about the tail to see the teeth. Here, let me take your mind off the teeth a while .... (turns around and swishes tail...swiiiiiiiish swiiiiiiiiiish swiiiiiiiish) |
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hmmmm...the snickers were good but you can't do much with an escape plot by means of the wrapper. According to the captain my popsicle sticks don't really work as a cell door key (even though it worked just fine once), also, he's got something against sheeplust... The wizardress has yet to fall for the ol love potion #9... between the peanuts in the snickers and the extra salty popcorn my throat's swelling with thirst...
arrrgh! 
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 A very good look into ones self that I also have lived.. Very cool poem..
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Yeah, and you're about to live it again dude..except this time with a case of cottonmouth u would not believe and, for some reason, a spa menu consisting of an all salt diet....Allen and I are bloated like pregnant women and there is a guy with dumbells who cant spell worth s--t, which is a personal pet peeve..worse than water torture...actually..i could really go for the water torture around now...
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A very good look into ones self that I also have lived.. Very cool poem..
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Yeah, and you're about to live it again dude..except this time with a case of cottonmouth u would not believe and, for some reason, a spa menu consisting of an all salt diet....Allen and I are bloated like pregnant women and there is a guy with dumbells who cant spell worth s--t, which is a personal pet peeve..worse than water torture...actually..i could really go for the water torture around now... <<-----shoving some salt water taffy in his mouth...here gnaw on that for a while and quich yo *****in'......unless that bad spelling guy comes around again, then ***** all you like.... |
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Edited by
kc0003
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Sun 11/30/08 09:04 PM
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sits in deep(no pun intended) wonder in corner of cell---locked up with a “captain”, some dude that just got off the lake, a cowboy with an affinity to water yet, slowly dying of thirst…(good thing there is no cake around)… hope the next one that walks into this trap is named “desert bob” or something…and carries at least a flask... |
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ok, the dumbell with the dumbbells deserved it but, "Leave Britney..err I mean Tuck alone!!!"..i sense he is sincere in his admittedly sophomoric prose...and plus I like his cool oversized manwatch. I have first dibs on it!!! Damn these popsicles just make me want more, not to mention pee like a racehorse for some reason...Artgurl, u pandering wizardress in waiting,could u go to the store and pick us up some more popsicles, popcorn, 54 lotto tickets, umm...oh,hey did someone mention Snickers?? I love Snickers!! The guy with the dumbells is clearly a proven point when it comes to all brawn and no brain...just saying...as for the one with the prose, well, I rather like it myself so you can keep the watch however you DO know what they say about men with oversized manwatches dont you? Hmmmm...... Hey, hey, hey, don't you be askin my cool Canadian Sidekick Wizardess in training to fetch you anything! That's MY job! Hey GorgeousGurl, think we ought to feed these critters some saltwater taffy? smack smack smack .... **muffled** you mean this salt water taffy?  Returns the bag for the ... uhhhh ... guests??? ... picks up a large glass of natural spring water and drinks so fast it runs down her chin ... awwww such waste ...  ....returns to reading Rumi ... curled up like a cat in the sunshine ... |
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ok, the dumbell with the dumbbells deserved it but, "Leave Britney..err I mean Tuck alone!!!"..i sense he is sincere in his admittedly sophomoric prose...and plus I like his cool oversized manwatch. I have first dibs on it!!! Damn these popsicles just make me want more, not to mention pee like a racehorse for some reason...Artgurl, u pandering wizardress in waiting,could u go to the store and pick us up some more popsicles, popcorn, 54 lotto tickets, umm...oh,hey did someone mention Snickers?? I love Snickers!! The guy with the dumbells is clearly a proven point when it comes to all brawn and no brain...just saying...as for the one with the prose, well, I rather like it myself so you can keep the watch however you DO know what they say about men with oversized manwatches dont you? Hmmmm...... Hey, hey, hey, don't you be askin my cool Canadian Sidekick Wizardess in training to fetch you anything! That's MY job! Hey GorgeousGurl, think we ought to feed these critters some saltwater taffy? smack smack smack .... **muffled** you mean this salt water taffy? Returns the bag for the ... uhhhh ... guests??? ... picks up a large glass of natural spring water and drinks so fast it runs down her chin ... awwww such waste ... ....returns to reading Rumi ... curled up like a cat in the sunshine ... Yeah, yeah, GUESTS! THAT'S what we'll call them! Ooooh Rumi! That's my gorgeous gurl~ |
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<<----helping self to popcorn munch munch munch...Nope. No sympathy here .... <-------- watches in bewildered curiosity ... Well they don't put up much of a fight do they? ...and they seem to stun easily Do you suppose they are indicitive of the male species or just particularly prone to eyelashes? it's the eyelashes and the inabillity to say know to cherry popsicles...(what is it about cherries)(maybe a guy thing)...and why does it take incarceration to see that this wizard has more teath than tail?...and now to be teased with popcorn that we can't have... You were too busy being curious about the tail to see the teeth. Here, let me take your mind off the teeth a while .... (turns around and swishes tail...swiiiiiiiish swiiiiiiiiiish swiiiiiiiish) knows it is just the wizard in yet another “lovely” disguise...but, the swiiiiish, swiiiiish, swiiiiish might just as well be the proverbial ring, ring, ring as the wizard stands and waits for the expected controlled response...kc shuts eyes tightly shakes head from side to side (which produces a sound like a bunch of rubber balls inside a coconut)...opens eyes and in his best “Scooby” voice cries out ... ”rraptain!!!...raptain!!!...rraallren?...rrrake?...rrreeelp me ruys!!!!!!!!”...too dehydrated to sweat, too male to fight against a swiiiiishing tail he wonders...why couldn’t i have been a breast man?..... |
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<<----helping self to popcorn munch munch munch...Nope. No sympathy here .... <-------- watches in bewildered curiosity ... Well they don't put up much of a fight do they? ...and they seem to stun easily Do you suppose they are indicitive of the male species or just particularly prone to eyelashes? it's the eyelashes and the inabillity to say know to cherry popsicles...(what is it about cherries)(maybe a guy thing)...and why does it take incarceration to see that this wizard has more teath than tail?...and now to be teased with popcorn that we can't have... You were too busy being curious about the tail to see the teeth. Here, let me take your mind off the teeth a while .... (turns around and swishes tail...swiiiiiiiish swiiiiiiiiiish swiiiiiiiish) knows it is just the wizard in yet another “lovely” disguise...but, the swiiiiish, swiiiiish, swiiiiish might just as well be the proverbial ring, ring, ring as the wizard stands and waits for the expected controlled response...kc shuts eyes tightly shakes head from side to side (which produces a sound like a bunch of rubber balls inside a coconut)...opens eyes and in his best “Scooby” voice cries out ... ”rraptain!!!...raptain!!!...rraallren?...rrrake?...rrreeelp me ruys!!!!!!!!”...too dehydrated to sweat, too male to fight against a swiiiiishing tail he wonders...why couldn’t i have been a breast man?..... Yeah, yeah, yeah...here have some more salt water taffy.... <<-----batting eyelashes wildly, hustling him back into cage There all cosy now? If you're nice you might get a sip or two of water later on. Now you and the rest of this sorry crew, and yes that means you too Cap'n, just suck on these popsicles a while. GorgeousGurl and I have a few other captives to round up.... <<----swishing away tail flailing in the air wildly..... |
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".....yet the poem did point me inwardly to a place I don't want to go...If that makes sense...
Sorry again for short changing ya... " Allen, that admission was WAY cool....  Wizzy's writings are often quite deep and make people think, or go to places they might not ordinarily go.... Wizzy is humanity meeting humanity 
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Yeah, and you're about to live it again dude..except this time with a case of cottonmouth u would not believe and, for some reason, a spa menu consisting of an all salt diet....Allen and I are bloated like pregnant women and there is a guy with dumbells who cant spell worth s--t, which is a personal pet peeve..worse than water torture...actually..i could really go for the water torture around now... Ask and ye shall receive! <<-----loading up her squirt gun  |
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".....yet the poem did point me inwardly to a place I don't want to go...If that makes sense... Sorry again for short changing ya... " Allen, that admission was WAY cool.... Wizzy's writings are often quite deep and make people think, or go to places they might not ordinarily go.... Wizzy is humanity meeting humanity (((((ANGELFACE)))))
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ACK!!!
 I can (hack-hack) go without water (gag) (hack), I can (cough-hack) do without food (groan), but without (gag-swallow-hack) an occasional wink, even IF part and parcel to the (hack-hack-gag) spell, I shall surely perish
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".....yet the poem did point me inwardly to a place I don't want to go...If that makes sense... Sorry again for short changing ya... " Allen, that admission was WAY cool.... Wizzy's writings are often quite deep and make people think, or go to places they might not ordinarily go.... Wizzy is humanity meeting humanity thanks  (I think ) yeah... I can man-up to it when I realize, or when I'm made to realize that I've slighted someone.
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ACK!!! I can (hack-hack) go without water (gag) (hack), I can (cough-hack) do without food (groan), but without (gag-swallow-hack) an occasional wink, even IF part and parcel to the (hack-hack-gag) spell, I shall surely perish How's that? Now get in dat cage Mister .... <<----hustling him back in and shoving a popsicle in his face... |
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Finally cracking under the pressure...."I said no salt on my Margarita dammit!" This tastes like the Dead Sea!" His eyes dart to the side and in perfect William Shatner voice shouts,"There's something on the wing!~"
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Finally cracking under the pressure...."I said no salt on my Margarita dammit!" This tastes like the Dead Sea!" His eyes dart to the side and in perfect William Shatner voice shouts,"There's something on the wing!~" There's nothing on the wing you big silly, that's just one of Rod Serlings weird incarnations. Now get yo bad self back into dat cage dammit! <<----busting him back in and tossing a salt lick in after him..... |
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Isn't this just puuuurfect....I always fantasized having my own harem...and now I'm actually in one...Now all we need is the Imperial Eunach...where's a good eunach when ya need one?? I dont know..I'm really not into these saltpeter popsicles. Does Good Humor deliver?
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