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Isn't this just puuuurfect....I always fantasized having my own harem...and now I'm actually in one...Now all we need is the Imperial Eunach...where's a good eunach when ya need one?? I dont know..I'm really not into these saltpeter popsicles. Does Good Humor deliver? Dear Cap'n, I DO believe there is no such thing as a female eunuch, unless of course you happen to live in africa where it's common practice I believe to do bad things to some women (see national geographic) so you're out of luck. Again. *grinning evilly* So I would suggest you practice your serving and pleasing your female betters skills. And make it right snappy Mister. We women need to be catered to dammit! Tap tap tap. |
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Babe, you've come to the right place...I have been practicing my catering to skills since birth. I bow, i scrape, i pontificate...but most of all...I know my place (in the universe). The real problem is that it's a dark universe, so I often get lost (like in a movie theater) on the way back to my place/seat after getting the popcorn and drinks (and Snickers).
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Babe, you've come to the right place...I have been practicing my catering to skills since birth. I bow, i scrape, i pontificate...but most of all...I know my place (in the universe). The real problem is that it's a dark universe, so I often get lost (like in a movie theater) on the way back to my place/seat after getting the popcorn and drinks (and Snickers). Well that light at the end of the tunnel should help you find your way. |
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"saltpeter" huh ??? now THAT just ain't right...It's pretty bad when you can't trust a popsicle... I'd revolt but I'm not sure I'd have the stamina after the meager diet in these digs.
OHhhh Missussss Wiiiizard... you got some splainin to do... |
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