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Topic: Neurotica (rev)
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Tue 12/02/08 02:33 PM

Isn't this just puuuurfect....I always fantasized having my own harem...and now I'm actually in one...Now all we need is the Imperial Eunach...where's a good eunach when ya need one?? I dont know..I'm really not into these saltpeter popsicles. Does Good Humor deliver?


Dear Cap'n, I DO believe there is no such thing as a female eunuch, unless of course you happen to live in africa where it's common practice I believe to do bad things to some women (see national geographic) so you're out of luck. Again. *grinning evilly* So I would suggest you practice your serving and pleasing your female betters skills. And make it right snappy Mister. We women need to be catered to dammit!

Tap tap tap.

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Tue 12/02/08 03:51 PM
Babe, you've come to the right place...I have been practicing my catering to skills since birth. I bow, i scrape, i pontificate...but most of all...I know my place (in the universe). The real problem is that it's a dark universe, so I often get lost (like in a movie theater) on the way back to my place/seat after getting the popcorn and drinks (and Snickers).

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Tue 12/02/08 03:55 PM

Babe, you've come to the right place...I have been practicing my catering to skills since birth. I bow, i scrape, i pontificate...but most of all...I know my place (in the universe). The real problem is that it's a dark universe, so I often get lost (like in a movie theater) on the way back to my place/seat after getting the popcorn and drinks (and Snickers).


Well that light at the end of the tunnel should help you find your way. bigsmile

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Tue 12/02/08 07:52 PM
"saltpeter" huh ??? now THAT just ain't right...It's pretty bad when you can't trust a popsicle... I'd revolt but I'm not sure I'd have the stamina after the meager diet in these digs.

OHhhh Missussss Wiiiizard... you got some splainin to do...

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