Topic: When you die what do you want your tombstone to say? | |
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I wont have a tombstone because I wish to be cremated, I don't want a funeral, I want a party! And my ashes shall be spread in a place I have always loved.
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I wont have a tombstone because I wish to be cremated, I don't want a funeral, I want a party! And my ashes shall be spread in a place I have always loved. You, sir, win. |
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Here I sit all broken hearted.
Tried to chit and only farted. Now, you can take that job and shove it! |
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I wont have a tombstone because I wish to be cremated, I don't want a funeral, I want a party! And my ashes shall be spread in a place I have always loved. When do you want that done? |
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Meh.
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Me Pica Un Huevo
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"I told you I was sick"
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i dont want a funeral as 2 speak i want a reggae concert thrown in my name 2 be burnt an smoked
but as thats not going 2 happen i spose il have IT COULD BE YOU NEXT on it |
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Am going to be cremated, and then have a tree planted with my ashes mixed in the soil. The memorial service will have my brothers playing Irish tunes and then some of my favorites.
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I want mine to say,
Hey, come closer. No, a little closer. Can you you see the little button, push it. Can you hear the music. There will be a little speaker but no sound to it and as they get real close to it. A sencer will go off and and a loud scream will happen. Hopefully it will scare the bleep out of them. |
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"Permanent Stealth Mode
Yah, that's right, I saw that!" But seriously, it'll say Mother, Daughter, Sister, Friend "In memories golden casket, drop one pearl for me." |
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Quit walking on me and pull some weeds around my tombstone.
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Here lays Butch.
We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw. |
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Hell razer above,
Hell blazer below... |
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"In case of Romero style zombie apocalypse, dig here and shoot in head."
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Hell razer above, Hell blazer below... |
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"What??? no flowers????"
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" MAGIC MOUTH!"
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Here lies the greatest tone poet and sonic artist of the 21st Century.
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