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| Topic: When you die what do you want your tombstone to say? | |
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My tombstone will have a detailed list of every single meal I've eaten in my life-time just in case anybody is interested.
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I'll have something chiseled on it, but I don't want it to "say" anything.............but, then again, maybe I do.........
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I want mine to read "I'd rather be breathing"
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Felix tandem
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....or maybe I'll have it say HELP!
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The world is a vampire, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames And what do I get, for my pain? Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game -Smashing Pumpkins I'm not quite THAT jaded but i think it would be a powerful tombstone. |
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kthanxbai!
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What we do in Life,echoes thru Eternity
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"I told you I was sick"
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"Being dead sucks"
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When I'm dead, it won't matter , but anything that isnt mean or untruthful is fine with me while Im alive to consider it.
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Joke's on you. I'm in Maui.
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Joke's on you. I'm in Maui. thats a Great one  how about,"im not here right now,but if you leave a message after the beep" |
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"I was cremated, you fool, look somewhere else!"
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Get off my face!
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My favourite was on Spike Milligan's stone:
"I told them I was sick!" Though on mine I'd have a single line of text - really, really, really tiny - so that you'd have to lean in real close to make it out... What would it say? ... "You're standing on my balls"
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return to sender
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"Next time, check the sell-by date, would you?"
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Here come the worms!
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I have actually thought about this alot...I wonder what others will say about the type of Man I was.
Maybe "Loving Man and Dedicated Dad" |
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