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| Topic: When you die what do you want your tombstone to say? | |
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I want my headstone to be a fully functional urinal. OH! That would be awesome! 
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I love you, forever! I was right! (I like to have the last word!  ) |
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If I'm not dead enough for life, Am I alive enough for death?
or.. Pain is weakness leaving the body. |
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Here lies Jimmy Hoffa!
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100% mum,110% tired
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Made a difference for many of God's Creatures...
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Dammit...I should have packed my own chute!
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Edited by
MindyMindy
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Mon 11/17/08 10:35 PM
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Mindy
1987-2087 Loving Wife of xxxxxxx Mother of two beautiful sons xxxxx and xxxxx and one gorgeous daughter xxxxxxx She Lived Happily Ever After |
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Edited by
transientmind
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Mon 11/17/08 10:43 PM
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Here lies Jon
Restor'd that Jeep all shiny, new And it dragged his @$$ to Timbuktu |
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I want my headstone to be a fully functional urinal. LOL
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Here lies a great woman,
Don't be sad or blue... She's being reincarnated, Into Phuque 2... |
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I Told you I was sick, you Bastards!
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A carton of smokes for my time to pass
So all you non-smokers can kiss my ass! |
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Smoking Permitted Here.
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Here lies a man that will answer your question on afterlife.
If heaven exists you will hear me sing. If hell exists you will hear me yell. If nothing exists you will not hear me. |
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Edited by
Applebutta
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Tue 11/18/08 07:03 AM
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Could someone be so kind TO GET ME THE **** OUT OF THIS BOX?!
Or "If your having sex, don't mind me" |
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The name is Danny...Pardon me for not standing up
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dam i forgot to pay the electric bill
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Call before digging!
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