I'm taking my ball and going home

Perhaps a little video screen playing that clip where the chic falls on the treadmill.
An engraving underneath it "Don't think, just laugh with me".

What a pleasant thought...but was it good?

Here lies Bert
Six feet in the Dirt

But these are flowers that fly and all but sing:
And now from having ridden out desire
They lie closed over in the wind and cling
Where wheels have freshly sliced the April mire.

But hell I am being cremated. It will be written and tucked with me and ashes it will become.

Okay don't let me a thread killer...

"See, skinny socially-privileged white people get to draw this neat little circle. Everyone inside the circle is 'normal'; anyone outside the circle should be beaten, broken and reset so they can be brought into the circle. Failing that they should be institutionalized, or worse, pitied"



Or...

"live for that little dash there in between"

I can see your underwear

I was pinned in a basement with fools who live guitar-in-hand from dusk till dawn

I want a clown to be there for 9 hours a day, every day to ammuse people.

That's cute!

Here is where her body lays, she found another way!

donate my body to science, cremate the remains

scatter them somewhere, I don't care where

don't waste your money on a casket and headstone with all the trimmings

cause I will not be there to enjoy it anyway.

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

doesnt matter what my tombstone says.

if my loved ones have something they want to say...let them say it everyday of my life.

I second that, reminds me of an "amazing rythym aces song, give me flowers while i'm living"

Give Me Flowers While I'm Living
performed by: Flatt & Scrugg as well as "The Amazing Rytym Aces"



In this world today while we are livin'
Some folks say the worst of us they can
But when we are dead and in our casket
They always slip some lilies in our hands

In this world is where we need our flowers
A kind word to help us get along
If you can't give me flowers while I'm living
Please don't send them when I'm gone

Won't you give me my flowers while I'm living
Let me enjoy them while I can
Please don't wait till I'm ready to be buried
And then slip some lilies in my hand

Won't you give me my flowers while I'm living
And let me enjoy them while I can
Please don't wait till I'm ready to be buried
And then slip some lilies in my hand

No don't try to slip some lilies in my hand

If you can't get all that on my tombstone, then see previous post.