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| Topic: Who wants to join me as I .... | |
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get out my super-soaker filled with maple syrup and molasses and start targeting little kids trying to sell me magazine subscriptions?
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Sign me up!!
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Ooooo....I'm in!!!
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nice
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do you frisbee-throw pancakes at them too?
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Are you really that bored?
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Not bored, just broke and can't renew my subscription to Playboy yet.
And as for pancake frisbees? I use stale pita bread.... |
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ooooooooh pick me pick me!
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i can see it now, clank!
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it's on like a light bulb!
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Maple syrup and molasses won't work. It's too think to come out a super-soaker. You could mix it with 3 parts water, one part syrup and maybe it's work. Don't ask me how I know that.
I don't think kids would mind getting hit with maple syrup though, kids are already sticky anyway and they would like the taste. Maybe try filling it with V8 juice. |
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I heard that it is advised to soak them RIGHT before Sunday School......
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Can I bring my flamethrower?
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yes.
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Can I bring my flamethrower? |
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Indeed. Cause I happen to have water balloons filled with lighter fluid that we can use too.
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actually, how about some one bring a blunt pocket knife and cut the heart right out of my chest?
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actually, how about some one bring a blunt pocket knife and cut the heart right out of my chest?
Well....I'm not really a skilled surgeon, but if you pay me......
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I have a little money I can scrape together.
You don't have to be skilled. Anything would feel better than the heartbreak I am going through. |
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I have a little money I can scrape together. You don't have to be skilled. Anything would feel better than the heartbreak I am going through. 
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