If you say you are not gay....
without first being asked if you are gay...
it means you are gay.

As for your question, ask another gay guy, how would I know?


^^^^^^^ Kidding

You're probably not gay.

But


Why do you ask? Do you want to be gay?

This virus, it's copy cats, and it's hoaxes, has been around for years. To get the story visit snopes dot com

I hear a knocking at my door? Which one of you pervs lives this close? Wait, I am at my parents house in southern Jersey.

Who could it be?

"Love Actually"

I love that movie

It's 1:22 am est. I am tired from studying. (I am a college student)

I need a back rub, green tea, a slice of pizza, and some good conversation. That's 5 people. One to get the tea, one to get the pizza, one for conversation, and two for rubbing.

Any takers?

In the first (longer) version of my profile I described the type of kinky sex (and role playing) I enjoyed.

My inbox quickly filled up with guys wanting nothing but sex.

I removed the reference. Sex has to be part of a relationship not the entire relationship.

Having fun for me is about doing more than having sex.

You a$$hole. I already clicked through 38 guys looking for you.

I went yes, no no no, maybe, yes, no no no, maybe, in that pattern.

Are you talking about me saying that I think I saw you in the mall? You do know I was kidding, right?

Thanks for the info but....

.... doesn't the mutual match function tell you when two people click yes to each other? In that case a guy will know that I clicked "no" because of the fact that he has not received a "yes" from me.

Maybe I'll just close my eyes and click maybe 116 times.


click click click click
click click click click

are we there yet?

click click click click

don't make me have to stop this car

clickity click clickity click


edit for this....

Oh snap...I JUST received another message from a guy without a shirt on. It says right at the top of my profile to have your shirt on before you message me.

Damn.....he didn't even read the First Line

ummmmm dude....your message to me was only one word and it actually wasn't even a word. "pppppssssssttttt" WTF is that?

Even your message headline wasn't a full word. ha ha

I can get that from walking by a construction site.

Thank you

You are closer to my age but still you are from LaGrange Ga.

However, although I live in Philadelphia I was born in good ol Columbus Ga. I use to live on Warm Springs Road near Peach Tree mall.

I think I saw you in the mall once.

18 months. I wanted to wait until his divorce was finalized.
Then I found out he was getting divorced because he cheated on his wife, with another MAN.

He was one hot gay guy.

I thought about trying to get him to switch teams but his ex wife was hot and if he didn't switch for her then he probably wouldn't switch for me.

Gay men sure do get hot guys. I am jealous.

I can't because.....

1: In order to get to you I have to click yes, no, or maybe, to dozens of other guys. It's too much work and I'm afraid if I click yes 116 times my mailbox will break. If I click no 116 times I will have 116 angry forum stalkers.

2: You live in Florida and you are 40 years old. I live in Pa and I am only 22.

3: We already exchanged multiple messages. WTF do you need a mutual match for?

4: You're too nice.

I am not entirely sure about that mutual match thing. I don't know exactly what it does or if I trust it.

I didn't notice it until a few hours ago (it's only my 3rd day here). Right now it says I have 116 people on it.

Is that number for real? Does the mingle2 computer just throw up random guys profiles for me to rate? Where did these guys come from and how did they get on my mutual match list? What happens after I rate them?

I read the link about mutual matches but it seems not to apply to mine. I can't believe 116 guys have added themselves to my list. Even MY heads not THAT big.

Go for it. I am on my 4th year of Russian in college and I even get to practice it when I visit Atlantic City. I have some Russian girlfriends there. I'm pretty good at both speaking, reading, and writing Russian (and French). Those were a few of the facts that I edited out of my profile when I shortened it. Friends told me I sounded too snobby.

At the dating site I was on prevously I had a note 3/4ths the way down my profile stating that if a guy didn't mention the word "pineapple" in his message to me then I would not respond to him. Most guys didn't mention it because they didn't read that far I am assuming.


edited to put an extra "o" in "too"

Holy s**t Lex. Your profile is ummmmmm well, does it stop?

I am at my parents house at the moment and I am on a phone modem. The modem took a while just to scroll through all your profile.

When I get home to my high speed connection I will have to click your profile. I want to see if I can scroll all the way to China.

Thank you for your input. I would say you are more than qualified to comment on long profiles. I do agree that forum post are a better way of getting to know a person. Unless of course the person's forum post happen to disappear. ha ha hummm hummm hummm la la la la la ....some here know to what I speak.

I don't know if a woman could get away with having a profile as long as yours.

Add more pictures. You know us women, we only care about looks.

^^^That is not true of course but still you need more pictures.
You can only have one picture and get the girl if you have a fantastic profile.

Is yours a fantastic profile?

You need something to attract internet dating site girls.

A: Good Pictures
B: Nice Profile
C: Witty or charming forum post.

You need at least one of those and two is better.

edit to reword this comment:
Be aware, there are those who will try to tell you that you should not be here on this site. Also, there will be those that try to tell you how to act. I have found it's best to ignore them.

If you have a Circuit City then run there quick. They just filed for bankruptcy and they have stuff on some serious sale.

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he is adorable