And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

One. Two. FIVE!

Three sir.

THREE!

"What manner of man are you that can make fire without flint or tinder?"

"I... am an enchanter."


"By what name are you known?"

"There are some who call me.... Tim."

Oh Lord, Bless this Thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits....
In Thy mercy.

The holy hand grenade is one of my favorites.

Mine too. Cracks me up every time.

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! 





You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared! 





Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! 

neek

*runs off to watch that scene again*

John Cleese Rocks

Hes got teeth like... he can jump about... LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its just a furry rabbit.

He's hysterical. Just found a clip of him and Rowan Atkinson. Funny!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFz9gt0-Fc

CLANK.....BRING OUT YOUR DEAD
CLANK.....BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

I'm not dead!





Hush! You're not fooling anybody, you know.

I WANT TO GO FOR A WALK....I FEEL HAPPY, I FEEL HAPPY

do you mean an African or a European swallow?

What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, She turned me into a newt!!
a newt?
I got better...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfDgajSoI3s