We are the Three Wise Men

You don't look to wise to me walking around in Pig Sh*t in the middle of the night

Welease Bwian!

"... what? Just pronounce 'Bolour' with a K?... 'Kolour', ah, what a silly bunt."

One thing is for sure, the sheep is not a creature of the air

Notice how they don't fly as much as plummet.

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition

Brian-Are you the Judean peopls front?
Crowd-F*ck off,Judean peoples front..........We're the peoples front of Judea.

"Every sperm is sacred,every sperm is great.If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate"


I'm a lumberjack and i'm o.k,I sleep all night and i work all day

Welease Wudolph the wed nosed weindeew

Brian-You mean you were raped
Mother-Well yes,at first

Cruicifction?
Yes
Out of the door ,line on the left,one cross each

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a d*ck,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your c*ock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Customer: Good Morning.
Owner: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium!
Customer: Ah, thank you, my good man.
Owner: What can I do for you, Sir?
C: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now,
skimming through "Rogue Herrys" by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over
all peckish.
O: Peckish, sir?
C: Esuriant.
O: Eh?
C: 'Ee, Ah wor 'ungry-loike!
O: Ah, hungry!
C: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do
the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and
infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy
comestibles!
O: Come again?
C: I want to buy some cheese.

wink wink...

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Galloping through the sward
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
And his horse Concorde
He steals from the rich
And gives to the poor
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the night
Soon every lupin in the land
Will be in his mighty hand
He steals them from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr. Moore, Lupin donor, Extraordinary.

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Is not in this bit.

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum dum dum the night
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Dum de dum dum plight
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dee
Dennis dum, Dennis dee, dum dum dum.

Nudge nudge

Your wife.... is she a goer? Y'know? A goer? Know what I mean?

I dress in womens clothing, just like my dear mama!

Oh and I thought you were so butch!!!

Im ok, for a lumberjack

"And now for something completely different, a man with three buttocks."

"We done that!"

"... A man with three legs"

"He ran away"


".... A Scotsman on a horse!"

nudge nudge, know what I mean? Say no more.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat

That was a good one!

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