Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder
and lightning.

Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention
to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!

Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the
woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.

Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The
trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking
about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you
finish.

Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding,
economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is
why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he
is finished..

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM........ could be.

notice all gals who respond laughing man no laughing

no truer words have been spoken.............LMAO

lol love to all here

Aint that the truth! I guess there are just no good ways to look at
marriage!

Yup. Marriage is a three rign circus. Engagement ring, Wedding ring and
Suffer ring.

my god i just wish it wasnt so true

if i didnt know any better

Im Back,,,,and Im Bad,,,hehehehehe