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Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner!!!! BOB .. tell him what he's won! 
<<Price Is Right victory music in the background>> <<Price Is Right announcer Rod Roddy booms in with an eery voice from the dead...he died in October of 2003>> Yes... our winner on today's "Edgy Guy Is Right" contest wins one permanent vacation escorted by Saint Peter himself, through the Pearly Gates onto... STREETS OF PURE GOLD....!!!!!!! <<curtain opens up and gold streets appear on the opposite side of the stage>>> With this...... <<another curtain unvails a 14-wide stomping full stacks of MESA/Boogie Triple Rectifier guitar amps and a complete wall of vintage electric guitars, all enscribed with "enter in, thou good and faithful servant" on the pickguards,... with a little velvet picture of Jesus on the headstock of each one...>> "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" the crowd exclaims..... "Wow, my very own praise amp, cool !!!!" exclaims Jam Handy... "Let's crank this sucker up..." "Michael, Gabriel, get them angels doing a funky blues in G, dig? <<the fog machine hits the street of gold, and Jam is whisked away (gold top '57 Les Paul in hand) up into the clouds to be forever with the Lord>> <<somewhere in the distance there is a completely burning version of Amazing Grace smoking down from the sky...>> <<an extremely loud thunder clap shatters three of the tower spots on the Price Is Right stage, and a huge streaking lightning bolt destroys the Showcase Showdown wheel, leaving only bits and pieces of it strewn around the studio, with only the bright red ruby-ish "100" number left in tact rattling to a settled station where Jam Handy had once been standing>> 
One old timer dressed in a 'Pick Me Bob' t-shirt exclaimed, "wow, haven't seen anything like that since Elijah left a few years back..." |
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Edited by
lovemeifyoucan26
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Sun 11/16/08 01:55 PM
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Have you been there? To these other countries that were helping... If not, you have no place to talk. Tired of people talking and blaming the government on why there lives are so ****ed up. Yea the government has issues, but so do the American people. My 2 cents agreed....I do respect the military....they are doing their duty....I do not respect the idiotic goverenment that has caused many of the issues that this country has... I can see with my own eyes what is obvious...we have homless and orphened children.....how can any self respecting person buy into all the bulls*hit that the goverenment is trying to fill our heads with..... the gov, only wants to condition the minds of those that they can, to control them....when you refuse to conform to what ther gov wants....they refer to you as someone who is crazy....aka...a rebel......meaning rebellious.....they do not like these people, because it puts their facade in jeopardy...therefore the only thing they can do is brainwash it into people that anyone who opposes them, is anything but correct....why do you think there are psych dr.s...most of which are from another country....thereby giving an inside look into some of the american minds...psychological war material....find out what scares most of the people....use it as a tactical weapon....with the goal of bringing this country down.... If you think I sound crazy....you must be a gov conformist.... |
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I'll agree that the gov. has some views that arent fair or crazy. Like this war right now, some people think America doesnt belong there. That were fighting a useless gang of terroists. But after being over there and seeing for real what really goes on is crazy. There are people that will kill for a worthless object. Kids stabbing kids over candy. Homeless, dirty and abandoned children are common over there. I find it crazy that people of America say they have it bad, some do, but nothing as horrid as whats going on over seas. Its good at a sense that were over there, because there learning from us with the help were giving them. Teaching their police to stop the crimes that happens everyday and not walk away from it.
Personally, I think these 'Rebellions' develope some of their own issues. I didnt grow up rich, thats for sure. Alot of the people want life handed to them, money, grants, and other bull. And when they dont get it they complain. Pointing fingers and throwing fits. Just like whats said in this forum before, do something about it. Not being mean or anything, but people who are against the country and hate the government should simply leave. We dont have to jump a gate or swim across a river to be freeand not get killed or shot in the process, so you can simply just go to another country and live and see how things work there. |
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Edited by
lovemeifyoucan26
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Sun 11/16/08 04:50 PM
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I'll agree that the gov. has some views that arent fair or crazy. Like this war right now, some people think America doesnt belong there. That were fighting a useless gang of terroists. But after being over there and seeing for real what really goes on is crazy. There are people that will kill for a worthless object. Kids stabbing kids over candy. Homeless, dirty and abandoned children are common over there. I find it crazy that people of America say they have it bad, some do, but nothing as horrid as whats going on over seas. Its good at a sense that were over there, because there learning from us with the help were giving them. Teaching their police to stop the crimes that happens everyday and not walk away from it. Personally, I think these 'Rebellions' develope some of their own issues. I didnt grow up rich, thats for sure. Alot of the people want life handed to them, money, grants, and other bull. And when they dont get it they complain. Pointing fingers and throwing fits. Just like whats said in this forum before, do something about it. Not being mean or anything, but people who are against the country and hate the government should simply leave. We dont have to jump a gate or swim across a river to be freeand not get killed or shot in the process, so you can simply just go to another country and live and see how things work there. I like to live in this country....But the government is useless....they take the constitution that was written in 1776, by the founding fathers, and excessively make amendments slowly installing more ways to control the people...in a sense....working toward something similar dictatorship.... Don't get me wrong...I patriotic items on my truck, and am all for this country...but I am essentially against all government....I am for the people...without which, there would be no gov to screw things up... outsourcing...a significant screw up by the gov....hurting the AMERICAN people.... innocent until proven guilty???? What a lie....if that were the case, people would not have to sit in jail waiting to go to court...as it is...it is essentially the same as saying...yeah...even if you are innocent...who cares....we are going to lock you up anyway....even though, your constitution states that you are innocent until proven guilty... The war in Iraq.....that is an ordeal that is their business....the gov sticks its nose into other countries business then wonders why many other countries are angerd to the point of hate for americans.. 9/11....perfect example....that happened thanks to the gov thinking they are going to make other countries do things the same way that america does...not the govs business... the only time it is the govs business is when someone attempts to do something to this country, or when another country asks for help... I do respect the military..as I said before...I don't respect the people in charge... |
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Have you been there? To these other countries that were helping... If not, you have no place to talk. Tired of people talking and blaming the government on why there lives are so ****ed up. Yea the government has issues, but so do the American people. My 2 cents I TOTALLY agree soldier. The media gives us info with a spin. We have no idea what you guys see and experience. |
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Have you been there? To these other countries that were helping... If not, you have no place to talk. Tired of people talking and blaming the government on why there lives are so ****ed up. Yea the government has issues, but so do the American people. My 2 cents I TOTALLY agree soldier. The media gives us info with a spin. We have no idea what you guys see and experience. I agree. There is an illusion that the media tells us ALL of the news. They do not, they tell us WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK ABOUT. It would be entirely possible to report ONLY positive, up-lifting stories and nothing else, but that isn't sensational, and sensational, weird, oddball stuff sells news papers, and keeps people coming back to Internet news sources and televised broadcasts. People need to use their minds to decide what information is brought in front of you. Teachers need to be accountable, but the students need to filter through what the teachers teach in order to see if they are indeed teaching the truth. Some do not, and you have to figure that out for yourself. |
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Have you been there? To these other countries that were helping... If not, you have no place to talk. Tired of people talking and blaming the government on why there lives are so ****ed up. Yea the government has issues, but so do the American people. My 2 cents I TOTALLY agree soldier. The media gives us info with a spin. We have no idea what you guys see and experience. I agree. There is an illusion that the media tells us ALL of the news. They do not, they tell us WHAT THEY WANT US TO THINK ABOUT. It would be entirely possible to report ONLY positive, up-lifting stories and nothing else, but that isn't sensational, and sensational, weird, oddball stuff sells news papers, and keeps people coming back to Internet news sources and televised broadcasts. People need to use their minds to decide what information is brought in front of you. Teachers need to be accountable, but the students need to filter through what the teachers teach in order to see if they are indeed teaching the truth. Some do not, and you have to figure that out for yourself. I am aware of the fact that they fail to tell us the real, true news....however, that does not take away from what the gov is really doing...but actually, if you think about it...who is it that tells the news what they can and can't air???government workers...aka gov conformist.... They can't tell us what the real deal is....they would screw their "game plan" up. surely, y'all don't believe that the gov is letting you in on everything that they are doing...they are more crooked then half of the criminals that are in prison..... |
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Oh that is a no brainer babe .. I disagree with big government, but honestly to say the people should run the country with out ANY gov't .. is impossible. The minute one person begins to organize a situation, or brings a solution to a problem .. it changes the dynamic and VIOLA!!! Government begins ..
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Whoa boys...you are gonna get this bumped into the political thread catagory - and that IS edgy! LOL!
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Oh that is a no brainer babe .. I disagree with big government, but honestly to say the people should run the country with out ANY gov't .. is impossible. The minute one person begins to organize a situation, or brings a solution to a problem .. it changes the dynamic and VIOLA!!! Government begins ..
It is needed...I am just pointing out that they are the reason everything is so screwed up....   
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wow
this thread got edgy |
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wow this thread got edgy Thank you....are we all smiles yet???? hey look at the puppy...... |
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Edited by
scoundrel
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Sun 11/16/08 07:22 PM
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I was raised in a time before the government could be involved in local issues, out in the agricultural regions. When the electricity failed, we had lanterns, cooked on wood stoves, used hand pumps at the well, and took care of our neighbors.
Government involvement was not needful, nor was it tolerated without severe embarrassment in the family and in the community. Now, when a storm runs its course, people are trained to ask for the government assistance. Their plight is covered on the news, urging the government to "help these victims" which is defeating freedom. We are responsible to do for ourselves. Choose to live on the edge; but be GOOD AT IT. 
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I was raised in a time before the government could be involved in local issues, out in the agricultural regions. When the electricity failed, we had lanterns, cooked on wood stoves, used hand pumps at the well, and took care of our neighbors. Government involvement was not needful, nor was it tolerated without severe embarrassment in the family and in the community. Now, when a storm runs its course, people are trained to ask for the government assistance. Their plight is covered on the news, urging the government to "help these victims" which is defeating freedom. We are responsible to do for ourselves. nicely put.... |
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wow this thread got edgy hey. we're professionals 
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Edited by
TelephoneMan
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Sun 11/16/08 09:47 PM
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wow this thread got edgy hey. we're professionals
<<dons camo gear, black Commando face paint, 300rds. of ammo, and grabs assault rifle case and AR-15 with bipod and long-range sniper scope, packs Glock in side pocket, runs out the door>> WHAT'S EDGY? WHERE? WHAT DID I MISS??????? Awe schucks......... I miss ALL the fun..... ...its gonna take me like 3 hours to get this camo face paint off.... Damn.... I need to send it back to the Governator.... <<now under his breath...>> "People are going to start calling me Tackleberry, I just know it... damn...." |
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Edited by
ITALIANBYGOD
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Sun 11/16/08 10:18 PM
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music - Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones
sky - dark,and rainy He's wearing combat boots and a ladies nighty and he know why. He shuffles to the top of his roof keeping a close watch on the cow that just floated by. In the distance he can hear the sound of chickens clucking,from the roof of their coop but the rooster has by now, up and died. his lifted truck is 3 feet under water which not only reminds him how high the water is rising, but that he left a whole carton of cigarettes on the dash and thinks how good one would taste right about now, then he realized his lucky zippo lighter that his father's, father's, brother twice removed had brought back from germany in 1930 something and he then realizes how damn EDGY HE IS WITHOUT A CIGARETTE! random-I know-sorry |
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music - Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones sky - dark,and rainy He's wearing combat boots and a ladies nighty and he know why. He shuffles to the top of his roof keeping a close watch on the cow that just floated by. In the distance he can hear the sound of chickens clucking,from the roof of their coop but the rooster has by now, up and died. his lifted truck is 3 feet under water which not only reminds him how high the water is rising, but that he left a whole carton of cigarettes on the dash and thinks how good one would taste right about now, then he realized his lucky zippo lighter that his father's, father's, brother twice removed had brought back from germany in 1930 something and he then realizes how damn EDGY HE IS WITHOUT A CIGARETTE! random-I know-sorry Oh, you fit right in, dude... ...have a seat... "cigarette?" |
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music - Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones sky - dark,and rainy He's wearing combat boots and a ladies nighty and he know why. He shuffles to the top of his roof keeping a close watch on the cow that just floated by. In the distance he can hear the sound of chickens clucking,from the roof of their coop but the rooster has by now, up and died. his lifted truck is 3 feet under water which not only reminds him how high the water is rising, but that he left a whole carton of cigarettes on the dash and thinks how good one would taste right about now, then he realized his lucky zippo lighter that his father's, father's, brother twice removed had brought back from germany in 1930 something and he then realizes how damn EDGY HE IS WITHOUT A CIGARETTE! random-I know-sorry Oh, you fit right in, dude... ...have a seat... "cigarette?" stopped awhile ago hence all the nervous energy |
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wow this thread got edgy hey. we're professionals
rebel + edgy = ......rebeledgy....duh...lol |
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