Hey, does anyone have access to cute southern jokes, sort of like..

You know you're in the country when...

Or maybe some about men and women, like...

When she says nothing, it means...

I've seen some b4 when I did office work.. It was epidemic, actually. Would just like to get some from time to time)

Cute one said, I don't care how much your porsche costs, if you can't drive down a gravel road at a reasonable speed, I'll ride my dually right over your @#$.

Things like that..

LOL ur ridiculous, and i love it haha

Hey MNmermaid.. you've got to give me something easier to type, lol.. j/k.

lol thats a good point. Thank you all of my adoring fans hahah jk jk jk

Who dug this up? It must have been at least 20 pages back lol

We have a pitbull and he is a big baby, and yes, it is all in how they are raised

and you are my other new friend....lol

Aw. I like pit bulls.

Way to be all depressing on Monday morning.

Match Maker Thread and Rules

FIRST AND FOREMOST #1

NO DISRESPECTING THE PROPRIETORS (those in charge) as that will be a very bad thing.

#1 Debbie (feralcatlady), Matchmaker
#2 Bad_girl (Merle, President)
#3 Shadow77 V. President ( Assistant to Matchmaker)

Secondly, we want to welcome everyone here to the place to be to have fun from a long, long day of things that they do. I, feralcatlady, (aka Debbie); I’m the matchmaker President and the one that will match you up with any one from the thread. Once you enter, please state that you would like to be matched, also read the rules that are posted on page 1 at the beginning of the thread. We also have a Match Making theme here that Shadow77 (a.k.a. Kerry} did for us and this is it:

Friends

Friends are your family that hold you close to them in their heart.

Friends are your true friends that you’ve known to love.

Friends are those that will be honest and loyal and true.

Friends are those that hold a special spot in your heart.

Friends are true and dear and I should know because I have a great group of friends.

Third, what goes on here is that you stay, chat with people, get to know everyone, introduce yourself and let me do the work by matching you with someone. Once I know you are here to play, please change your settings so that people can email you and that Shadow77, bad_girl and I can email you your matches if you’re not around to get them. But most of all stay, have fun and keep all the DRAMA out, it’s a fun friendly place to hang.

Fourth, this one I’m serious about; if I’m here and the thread is getting ready to turn, no matter what, I have the right to turn it so that we don’t get in to trouble for double posting threads. If I’m not the last to post when I’m here to turn it or the first to post unless I say otherwise, then your punishment is banned from that game. I talked it over with the others in charge of this and they both agree to this. So I hope you all will..

Fifth, once I give you matches, this is a really must too, would you please keep me or the others in charge up to date on the progress of them so that we know how its going. It will truly help me in feature matches with you and anyone in the game. Bye the way of telling us here some things you can say:

Friends

Match

Try Again

One of my personal favorites, OMG Debbie, we have been talking non-stop for 60 hours.

We are meeting tomorrow for our first date.....Oh yea Oh yea.....And my favorite.........

Were getting Married or were getting Engaged.

This will make the match maker, me, feralcatlady, do the

OH YEA DOES THE HAPPY DANCE.

HAPPY DANCE

HAPPY DANCE

if nothing else you get to meet new friends you might not ENJOY.

Have fun feralcatlady/Debbie the matchmaker.

NOW HERE ARE THE MINGLE RULES OF THE FORUM THIS IS A MUST.

DISCLAIMER::::::::::::::If anyone is reported to me as being rude, crude, or despicable they will not be playing in the Matchmaking Game....

The following rules have been established to help maintain a civil and friendly environment, allowing everyone to enjoy the discussions found here.

Please read this post completely in order to prevent any potential rules violations.


FORUM RULES

Do not attack/slam/insult others. You can discuss the message or topic, but not the messenger - NO EXCEPTIONS. If another user attacks you, and you reciprocate, YOU will also be subject to the same consequences. Defending yourself, defending a friend, etc. are NOT excuses. Violations of this rule are taken very seriously and may result in being banned without warning!

Anything said to another person in this thread that belittles or disparages another Mingle member, either directly named or through enough descriptive commentary to be possibly identified, is prohibited.

This includes following another poster around in the forums, posting about past events gone sour, divulging personal information, spreading gossip or rumors, posting email exchanges between users, etc. Keep the drama off the forums!

Pity-seeking or attention-seeking topics which serve only to draw attention to yourself are not permitted on the forums. The forums are provided for the enjoyment of all members. They are not about you.

2nd DISCLAIMER::::::::::
IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME PEOPLE ON THE OUTSIDE HAVE BEEN PEEKING AND THEN E-MAILING PEOPLE SAYING THEY WERE MATCHED....THIS IS A BIG, BIG FAT NO-NO.......I DON'T KNOW WHO IT IS....SO IF ANYONE GETS AN E-MAIL AND YOU DIDN'T SEE THIS PERSON IN THE THREAD....PLEASE BRING TO MY ATTENTION .....LOL

EVERYONE AND ANYONE IS WELCOME TO PLAY.....BUT GO BEHIND MY BACK AND TRY AND BE DECEITFUL ABOUT IT AND PAY......sick sick sick sick sick sick sick


So please stay with us, have fun, we are the longest running thread on here. Hope you all enjoy. Any questions, please email me, Feralcatlady (Debbie), bad_girl (Merle) or shadow77 (Kerry).

This is fun!

I have a pit bull and greyhound mix dog...and this made me cry.

The people who do this should just be taken out and shot...

and I mean that!

My dog is so sweet and gentle, I just dont get it...

people need to wake up...

its not the breed, its how you raise them!!!!!!!!

I agree with you 1000 pecrent !