Good point, I hadn't thought of that

I am afraid of Roller Coasters

My relationship with my best friend has fallen apart

I love spending time with just me

I love Beef stew and a blueberry muffin mixed together

I was a surrogate mother

I RIDE A 30+YR OLD HARLEY

I DRIVE A 30+YR OLD CAR

I HAVE A 30+YR OLD X WIFE

I HAVE 30 DOLLARS TO MY NAME

AND TODAYS THE 30TH


I SEE A PATTERN FORMING HERE

Ill hold your hand babe..lets go to Marriotts!!!!!!!!!!

Did jail time over refusing to pay for a seat belt ticket.....twice.

My toes are as long as my fingers....I got looong fingers.

I used to paint professionally for the Museum of Natural History....(Denver/Vancouver/ Mexico City)...paleontology exhibits.

I have had a woamn say....."Oh God! I feel like I have just been f&*kd by an animal" ...I am pretty sure it was a compliment.

Two weeks ago, my first true love tracked me down and asked me to marry her and move to China...

She was an Alaskan Malamute/wolf/Rottie mix and was sooooooooooooooo beautiful and sweet.

And after breathing in so much dust at my job, I now have bronchitis and can't get the range anymore.

LUCKY DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!

{{{{{Denise}}}}} Much love, Beautiful Lady!!

Heya Beautiful,, Much love to you

Kewl.... I'll play..'ll throw in 5 about me...
ummmmmmmm.... okay, okay! Get ready for the boredom!

1) I attended a pig roast that the Kingsmen were at (N.Y. motorcycle club) and had the most fun I ever had ...including a ride on one of their Harleys.

2)Ya know those little Dessicant capsules in your asprin? I use to make them for a living.

3)I miss sex! I want sex!

4)I don't drive, I never drove, I probally never will drive. (personal reasons)

5)I always wear panties!

1. I can't cook very well. I can bake like a genius when I try.

2. I worked at a bungee jump.

3. I have three older half brothers and a younger brother. I grew up as the oldest sibling and didn't meet my older brothers until I was almost an adult.

4. I'm allergic to things with fur even the hypoallergenic sorts.

5. I don't like it when people I hardly know use my nickname (It implies that they know me much better then they do). I want people to earn it.

You know what they say..

long toes
long fingers

big shoes
big gloves...lol.

Oh chit...one thats not getting into our "commando club"..lol.

1, I will ride any roller coaster, but ferris wheels scare the sht out of me.

2, I love chocolate cake crammed into a glass with milk poured over the top.

3, I love classic rock and sea shanties

4, I go commando exclusively

5, I secretly bought my first pair of reading glasses at 38.

hmm, a whole five things?

I've been single for way longer than i'll let on.

It took me four attempts to pass my driving test.

I once spent an unhealthy amount of time trying to hook up with a girl who turned out to be a lesbian.

Given the choice between a quiet night in and a wild night out, i'll always choose the former.

I'm really cissy-scared of spiders.

Well, as long as its not, "babe", or "baby", im safe!!

1. I was born in the deep south, Alabama and have a very deep voice and thick drawl everybody comments on.

2. I was a very, very bad boy in a far away time long ago and I served hard time.

3. I used to live at the top of the south island, New Zealand.

4. My ex-wife was a psychologist and converted to become a Jehovah's Witness. I'm for real! She was a true nut case.

5. I've seen some people's lives completely torn apart and I've been fortunate enough to help them rebuild them again.

Score another one for the "commando club"...wooo hooo!!!!!!!