its a perk when a woman can unleash the beast within me

God knows im PERKY!!!

excellent then we shall be unstoppable

Hmm, i'm gonna try another five.

I can actually sing fairly well, but more often than not i'll pretend i cant, mostly for comedic value

Catch me in the wrong mood and i'm such a pervert i even frighten myself sometimes

I can't grow a beard to save my life. Nothing meets up.

I've been too ill to go to the gym all week this week, but i've gone all three times anyway, because i feel strangely obliged to drive my brother there.

My 'personal space' is bizzarely large, and only people i really like are allowed anywhere in it without me getting tetchy

Dont trip.."Rare" has enough beard for all of us!!!

for luv you bet, and other ladies who want a little

To do what with, exactly? Would you make an awesome maypole, for example? That'd be totally sweet.

maybe

Ummmmmmmmm......

luv2roknroll<<<scratches her head...

What the f*ck is a maypole???

its a pole with ribbons that you hold and you run around in circles with it

Google is your friend!

Perhaps it's more familiar to an englishman like myself :P

So how does that connect to your beard Rare???

F*ck this!!!

Its too much for my peabrain obviously..im going back to my "Commando Club" thread..lol.

probably something to do with my dual exhausts.

Wow...I just got a mohawk on that one...

right the f*ck over my head!!!

Can we just stop talken, and do something that im really good at???

like what?

will there be explosions?

Yeah...exploding orgasms!!!!

ALL NIGHT LONG!!!...for both of us!!

sounds messy

sweet we'll be sleeping good tonight

Dont worry, ill lick up all the mess..

just look at that tongue..

do you doubt me???