astronomy huh???
i could show you stars!!!

RAWR!!!


on the trip to VEGAS!!!!!
lol

I am the nicest guy you ever met....I am the most viscious guy you ever met....(Not in a physical way if I can help it....more like a cruel nice guy)

Got a thing for toes when doing the Hunka Chunka

I cook better than 98% of the people that you know.

My writing is better than my art.

one: i have fake boobs and i'm proud of them.
two: i was runner up in miss kentucky 2005
three: i like to write in purple pens.
four: i keep floss everywhere ie: my bathroom, my purse, my computer room, my car, my kitchen and the list goes on
five: my mom and dad weren't married when i born and i didn't get my last name changed to my dads until i was 7.

I had a gun pointed to my head once

I played softball at the age of 39

I drove stockcars at age 39

Had my first Harley at age 14 and haven't stopped

My dad held 3 world records, one for rolling a car end over end, 159 ft.

jDitto babe!

possibly i love who i am but am unhappy with me.. ether way.. you get the drift.

Dated a guy in high school that played with Gary Lewis and the Playboys

Can I see them???heehee

me too.. and he auctualy pulled the trigger.. but it jammed.. same guy held a knife to my stomach and tried to cut out my unborn child a few days later..

gotta love sperm doner jerks..

Im so f*cking jealous, I could just die!!

getting a new Harley very soon...love to feel the wind in my hair(but it's very short) LOL

Im right there with you babe...

I love myself..

but know im capable of so much more...

and it really f*cks with me alot!!

Can I have your old one..please???

Would if I could but it's gone already..sorry

I would have hired a soldier of fortune,and he would now be missing!!

Thats me...

a day late, and a Harley short!! Damnit!

I know how to frame a house, lay block and brick, do a roof with flashing on the chimney and mis concrete by hand.
Have a duaghter that was a welder and pipefitter, then learned to build roads, bridges, buildings and survey.
And I am going to learn to fly next spring!!

Before you are ten you can learn


Boiling water pour on your hand makes third degree burns.

Clorox & Ammonia together when you are locked in a bathroom makes you throw up until you pass out and get lower than the fumes.

You can live for forty five days on nothing but water and white rice.

If you are knocked out a second story window it doesn't break your legs but the impact will flatten your pelvis because your butt is heavier than your legs.

If you are whipped with a rose cane leave the thorns in until you get to the hospital or you bleed too much.

Holy Hell! Pacific! Damn girl....hehehehehehehe

Uhhh Clorox and...well pretty much any cleaning product will give off chlorine gas....(always a good joke to play on co-workers.)

Science has proved that humans can survive on the caloric content of beer alone.....sure you will get scurrvy and rickets but....you can live off of beer.

Honey, jumping out of a second story window to save your ass would definitely be easier than trying to fend me off for an evening.

The whipped with rose cane is harsh but, I will try anything once.....Now, grab your ankles and hold your breath.....