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Topic: vegetarians
No1sLove's photo
Fri 10/24/08 11:10 PM
Why do you think God made frogs taste just like chicken? :tongue:

MirrorMirror's photo
Fri 10/24/08 11:12 PM
shades Vegetables is murdershades

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Fri 10/24/08 11:38 PM
except for sweet potatos

Tromeo's photo
Fri 10/24/08 11:40 PM
Isn't it only broccoli that "screams" when it's picked?

Mmm. Tasty screams...

JustAGuy2112's photo
Fri 10/24/08 11:41 PM

I was raised on a crop farm, but we had a few animals here and there, and I named a cow once we had from a calf....

I never named them again....

My daughter was watching Animal Planet one night and I went downstairs to make popcorn and I came back up to a horrified face.

She said "Mommy what is that lion doing to that deer?"

I had to explain the circle of life to her, in the most innocent way I could think for for a 5 year old.

I could tell when I was finished she didn't quite get it, so I said slaphead "you know like when we go to the farm baby, we see the cows, those are hamburgers"

She won't eat a hamburger to this day...




Sounds like my cousin when my aunt told him that milk was " cow juice ".

FearandLoathing's photo
Sat 10/25/08 01:16 AM
Save the tree's, eat animals.smokin

Jim519's photo
Sat 10/25/08 05:17 AM
Nothing like a big fat T-Bone or Portherhouse hot off the grill drinker

FETTS61's photo
Sat 10/25/08 05:23 AM
im a vagitarian:tongue:

Lily0923's photo
Sat 10/25/08 07:10 AM
Cows are called beef when we eat them.

Pigs are called pork, ham, bacon when we eat them

Lamb is called mutton, Denver rib

Chicken is called........chicken.

why is that?

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Sat 10/25/08 10:40 AM
chickens are too stupid to have more than one name

Jess642's photo
Sat 10/25/08 02:05 PM
If I dont give a rat's razoo whether the god-ish cares about what I eat, why should it?

I CHOOSE to not eat any sentient being....

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Sat 10/25/08 02:13 PM
chicken fingers probably disturb god...they sure disturb me...huh

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Sat 10/25/08 02:14 PM

Cows are called beef when we eat them.

Pigs are called pork, ham, bacon when we eat them

Lamb is called mutton, Denver rib

Chicken is called........chicken.

why is that?


Ive heard chicken refered to as poulty

talldub's photo
Sat 10/25/08 02:17 PM

chickens are too stupid to have more than one name

ha ha cows aren't that bright! Not to mention how stupid sheep are - just ask the Irish ones, they always fall for the same lines! laugh

Jess642's photo
Sat 10/25/08 02:18 PM
Hens, poults and cockerals are called Poultry...

Those birds when killed, disembowelled and plucked, (or the polite term, 'dressed') are commonly called chicken..

Lily0923's photo
Sat 10/25/08 02:21 PM

Ive heard chicken refered to as poulty



Awe, damn symslaphead ....but you don't hear people say "Let's go out for poultry tonight" or "let's go out for cow tonight" either....

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