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Ok give
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Uh....Really? that's the best you've got? A joke about a lisp?
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OJ YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I guess the Juice is no longer loose. Pity.
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Popo The Snake
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In Japan, there are magically raccoons named Tanuki. They're kinda like tricksters. For whatever reason, their balls can grow bigger and smaller to facilitate what they're doing.
They would be able to fall from great heights and have their testicles grow giant and act like a pillow. |
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Would You Rather?
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Hey dream girl, that's a hard one to answer! Would you rather have two penises as breasts or a breast as a penis? Two penises for breasts. Could be interesting. Would you rather have a penis for a nose or a vagina for a mouth? |
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Would You Rather?
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Pool of boogies. Would you rather be a member of a forum that only had threads about being fat, or being depressed? Threads about people being depressed or actually being depressed? I'll go with the fat thing. Would you rather be fat or smelly? |
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Would You Rather?
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Anal beads. Would you rather eat a poo sized booger or a booger sized poo? Booger sized poo, I guess. Would you rather sit in a pool of boogers or a tub of poo? |
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Would You Rather?
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Wetting myself would be less stinky. Shove a straw in your pee hole or slam your penis in a car door? I just said verge of. Wouldn't be stinky. Straw. They have those little coffee straws, that wouldn't hurt too bad. Would you rather wear someone else' anal beads around your neck for a week or live in a small trashcan outside of a cheap ghetto Chinese restaurant for a week? |
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Would You Rather?
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There's a chance I'd survive the septic tank. Steve O did. Would you rather always have to sneeze or always have to poop? Always sneeze. Would you rather always be on the verge of wetting yourself or pooping yourself? |
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Would You Rather?
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Corey Haim for sure. He was the cuter one. Would you rather catch your mom masturbating, or have her catch you? Gross. Get caught. At least that way I can pretend in my head that I was turned around and she couldn't see anything or something. Would you rather take a bath in toxic waste and swim around or play in a septic tank for a while? |
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Would You Rather?
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Ugh. Hanson. Would you rather look like Mike Tyson or talk like him? Talk like him. Would you rather be Cory Feldman or Corey Haim? This is back before either of them melted their brains. |
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Ew, cooked remnants, I suppose. Listen to Freebird ten times in a row or watch That's So Raven for two hours? I hate Freebird. Leaves me with That's So Raven. Would you rather sit front row center for 37 Miley Cyrus concerts in a row or reunite and attend an equal number of Hansen concerts? |
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Would You Rather?
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Ass dog, for sure. I can still make eyes at the fellas. Would you rather remove your own appendix with a shoehorn, or slide down a banister of razor blades into a pile of cajun spice? The shoehorn thing. Would you rather eat the appendix raw or cook the remnants of the banister Cajun ass slide? |
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Would You Rather?
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Sombrero Would you rather be a mean dog named fluffy or a cute kitty named Killer ? I'll hafta go with the cat. Would you rather have a cute kitty named Killer grafted to your forehead or a mean dog named Fluffy grafted to your ass? |
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Would You Rather?
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i dont want that tat Then don't play? What, do you WANT a jailhouse penis on your cheek? |
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Would You Rather?
Edited by
Tromeo
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Thu 11/13/08 09:20 PM
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^^ Hotdog in my butt. At least I can feed it to someone after.^^
Speak whats on your mind. Would you rather have your digestive system work in reverse or have two asses that both fire off in unison? |
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Would You Rather?
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Tromeo
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Thu 11/13/08 09:14 PM
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Does it need to be on the forearm?
I think I'd hafta go with the sloppy ink. Everyone loves Taz and I could blend in at Cedar Point. Edit: Would you rather have genitalia that glow when children are near or have the sound of deep, maniacal laughter emanate whenever you go to the bathroom? |
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Should Obama hire Oprah?
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I think President Elect Obama should appoint Oprah Winfrey as Ambassador to Africa. What do you think. She has already started doing good things for them. You realize Africa is a continent and therefore has no ambassador, right? It's done by countries? |
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Should Obama hire Oprah?
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Only if he hires Margaret Cho as ambassador to Asia. I think I love you. |
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Spoiled Brats....
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WOW! You people are so hateful...talk about being intolerant. People in glass houses...just like yu'all say when it's your sacred cow... people don't need to explain why they feel the way they do. That goes for you too. You can believe what you want but don't expect people to get on any old bandwagon. Seems to me there are a few fence straddlers. They have every right to be upset with the decisions the majority made for them. You'd be upset too if you were in their place, so try to empathize with them a little. I understand where you're coming from, but I also think that people SHOULD have the right to choose for themselves. They already do choose for themselves. That's not the problem. When they want to govt. sanction instead of recognizing they are law breakers then that's the problem. They had government sanction in some parts of your country. And then it got taken away. That's awfully unfair to their right to choose, don't you think so? Sodomy is against the law & should stay that way. When push comes to shove that is. Since they are the ones doing the pushing I think then they are the problem. Not since 2003 when individual state laws were declared un-Constitutional. It is 100% legal everywhere in this country. |
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Last to post wins! - part 59
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