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| Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 2 | |
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How did we get here?
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How did we get here? In absence of my brother, who is currently combing a squirrel in the wrong direction: Depending on the weather, we got here by osmosis through a cheez-it cracker |
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How did we get here? 1) turn on computer 2) click on Internet 3) Google "Mingle2" 4) create profile 5) upload picture(s) 6) find "Community" section 7) click on thread started by JustAGuy... 8) create post 9) click "Post Reply" voila'.......  its like 6 dancing bananas |
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How did we get here? In absence of my brother, who is currently combing a squirrel in the wrong direction: Depending on the weather, we got here by osmosis through a cheez-it cracker uh oh. there's two of them now. Are they dividing? |
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Gawd I hope so then every girl will have just a guy. hehehe
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How did we get here? In absence of my brother, who is currently combing a squirrel in the wrong direction: Depending on the weather, we got here by osmosis through a cheez-it cracker uh oh. there's two of them now. Are they dividing? We are like one of those single cell organisms that keeps multiplying....lol |
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How did we get here? We took a wrong turn at Omaha. |
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I sailed here in my pirate ship
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I sailed here in my pirate ship Did it have black sails and a Jolly Roger flying???
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My parents loved each other so much they made a baby... ME!!!
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OK folks. Time for me to head out for tonight.
Keep the questions coming. :-) As we always say Don't ask just any guy. Ask JustAGuy. * Disclaimer * In the event of my absence ( or in case he hijacks my computer again lol ) the views expressed by JustAGuy's brother may not necessarily reflect the views of JustAGuy . |
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Every thread I created, until this one, died a rather quiet death after a few pages. It amazes me that I found a premise that was good enough to keep people coming back enough that it needed a new version. Again. I thank everyone who posted in or read the thread. This thread has been SO much fun! And now there are lots of imitations... You came up with a winner and we luv ya, JustAGuy! |
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Him going back in the way he came would be a REALLY good physics ( and anatomy ) trick...lmao Yeah...NOT HAPPENIN'! |
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Every thread I created, until this one, died a rather quiet death after a few pages. It amazes me that I found a premise that was good enough to keep people coming back enough that it needed a new version. Again. I thank everyone who posted in or read the thread. This thread has been SO much fun! And now there are lots of imitations... You came up with a winner and we luv ya, JustAGuy! I noticed a couple of imitators last night. Should be interesting to see if they do as well as this thread has done. |
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Edited by
carolanne58
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Fri 10/24/08 01:25 PM
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Every thread I created, until this one, died a rather quiet death after a few pages. It amazes me that I found a premise that was good enough to keep people coming back enough that it needed a new version. Again. I thank everyone who posted in or read the thread. This thread has been SO much fun! And now there are lots of imitations... You came up with a winner and we luv ya, JustAGuy! I noticed a couple of imitators last night. Should be interesting to see if they do as well as this thread has done. No darn way we can't let that happen!There is only one justaskaguy! I luvs him wink,wink,smile. Maybe you could give your bear his own towel just a thought. smile |
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so tonight question is..... what time???
 
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With a nod to comic Bob Zany, whom I heard on XM comedy en route home fro ABQ tonight... (and honestly, I'd have never thought of these but the are worth asking!)
~What does the inside of your nose smell like? ~Can orphans eat at family restaurants? ~If someone bets a hooker $100 that she can't pleasure them (paraphrased) is that gambling or prostitution? ~If the hand is quicker than the eye, why do people get caught masterbating? ~Speaking of masterbation...what do blind people's parents threaten them with??? And on that sick and disgusting, but honestly-it-made-me-laugh-out-loud-while-driving routine(blame it on a long 2 days of work out of town, I guess!) I'll leave it to JustAGuy to ANSWER because the comic only asked... Consider me a messenger!  |
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so tonight question is..... what time??? Any time.  Hmmm...tomorrow evening ( your time )....lol |
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With a nod to comic Bob Zany, whom I heard on XM comedy en route home fro ABQ tonight... (and honestly, I'd have never thought of these but the are worth asking!) We shall see. :-) ~What does the inside of your nose smell like? Wet dog. ~Can orphans eat at family restaurants? Yes. But they have to sit over in the corner with the smokers. :-) ~If someone bets a hooker $100 that she can't pleasure them (paraphrased) is that gambling or prostitution? That's called a very disturbing pari of problems....lol ~If the hand is quicker than the eye, why do people get caught masterbating? They wouldn't if they would stop doing it in public. lol ~Speaking of masterbation...what do blind people's parents threaten them with??? " You are gonna go deaf if you keep doing that!! " And on that sick and disgusting, but honestly-it-made-me-laugh-out-loud-while-driving routine(blame it on a long 2 days of work out of town, I guess!) I'll leave it to JustAGuy to ANSWER because the comic only asked... Consider me a messenger! Good thing for you that I am not one for shooting the messenger...lmao |
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Consider me a messenger! Good thing for you that I am not one for shooting the messenger...lmao You wouldn't shoot someone as precious as me??? (you can hear the Lord of the Rings voice saying PRECIOUS, right??? Changes the meaning of the word entirely! LOL!) GREAT answers by the way... |
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