Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 2
TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:34 PM

Why don't skunks just bite people or look scary instead of well...you know...


Because then there would be no saying "it smells like a skunk"... and people with bad body couldn't be called keen names like "Skunky" and "Skunk-o" anymore...

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:36 PM

hope everyone has a wonderful day.......will this turn while i'm at work?


I think we might be a page short....we'll see.

TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:36 PM

If you mail a birthday card to someone before their birthday, but it arrives after their birthday...is it technically belated or do you get a break for thinking ahead?


The post mark is legal evidence to stop Judge Judy from ruling in favor of belated...

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:36 PM

Hey JustAGuy... cool icon picture!!


bigsmile

KymmieSue's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:37 PM
why do you get EVERY traffic light when your in a rush?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:37 PM

Okay friends...I will be gone for a few days so I'm gonna try to do my part to flip this thread tonight before I am gone...


Why do birds congregate in huge numbers at dusk? (It looks freaky!)


Because instinct tells them that it's safer at night if they are in a group.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:38 PM

He gave me some great advice in private.....and I took it to heart and got asked out on a date!!! Thanks Honey Buns for being such a good friend.


Happy to help. You deserve the best.flowerforyou

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:38 PM

How can you prevent ink-jet cartridges from drying up?


Absolutely no idea. How do I get the color one to stop running out LONG before the black one?? lol

TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:38 PM

Why do STRAIGHT jackets require your arms be all twisted?


A straitjacket is a garment shaped like a jacket with overlong sleeves. The ends of these can be tied to the back of the wearer, so that the arms are kept close to the chest with possibility of only little movement.

Although straitjacket is the most common form, strait-jacket is also frequently used, and in England, strait-waistcoat (archaic). The spellings straightjacket and straight-jacket are erroneous, when in fact, "strait" means "tight" or "narrow".

Straitjackets are used to restrain people who may otherwise cause harm to themselves and others. Its effectiveness as a restraint makes it of special interest in escapology. The straitjacket is also a staple prop in stage magic and is sometimes used in bondage games.

The negative connotations straitjackets have as an instrument of torture come from the earlier era of Victorian medicine. Physical restraint was then extensively used both as treatment for mental illness and as a means of pacifying patients in understaffed asylums.

Institutional straitjackets tend to be made of canvas or duck cloth for material strength. Jackets intended as fetish wear or fashion items often use leather or PVC instead.

((Source: Wikipedia))

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:39 PM

What dishwashing detergent REALLY makes your hands soft?


I pay my Mom to do my dishes. I'll ask her...lol

KymmieSue's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:40 PM
why does the bus have to stop at EVERY stop when I'm in a hurry?

TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:40 PM

Should I leave at 7 or 7:30 tomorrow, given that I want to stop in a small town (1 hour away) en route to get my driver's license renewed (but there is usually no line and the bathrooms are clean! Double bonus for a DMV!)


7... and pick me up some breakfast, will you please?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:41 PM

Do artificial sweetners REALLY rot cancerous holes in your brain?


I work in the sugar industry. I am definitely the wrong person to answer that question.

OF COURSE THEY DO!!! Use only 100% natural sugar!!!

TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:41 PM
Can we roll the thread a bit faster this way?

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TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:42 PM
Can we roll the thread a bit faster this way?

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TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:42 PM

And of course...the self-serving, ego-boosting, gotta-forgive-me-for-asking-it-anyway question of the night...

Will you miss me while I'm gone or just be taking a thankful breather?


I miss you already...

..c'mere..........

TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:43 PM
Can we roll the thread a bit faster this way?

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:43 PM
Can we roll the thread a bit faster this way?

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:43 PM
Can we roll the thread a bit faster this way?

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

TelephoneMan's photo
Mon 11/17/08 08:44 PM
Can we roll the thread a bit faster this way?

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: