Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 2 | |
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so guy....................... will i have a good time saturday night???? what do u think will happen??????? lovin ur work You will definitely have a good time Saturday night. I don't know what will happen, but it will be good. |
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Okay...tonight's first offering :) Why do cats purr? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Why do we think owls are wise? (when we've got JustAGuy!) Can you really freeze your face in funny expressions? What is the favorite JustAGuy PC game? Why are there so many styles of underwear? Why are a donkey and an elephant the symbols of the two major political parties? Why does the bread always land on the floor butter side down? Is the wind really called Maria? By whom? We talk about Murphy's Law..who WAS he? Two...to...too.. why do we have homonyms? How much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck? Ack!!! You need to spread these things out some...lol |
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JustAGuy2112
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Thu 10/30/08 08:50 PM
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Okay...tonight's first offering :) Why do cats purr? They actually purr??? My little Creepy Cat Of Death NEVER purrs. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie-pop?
Depends on who is doing the licking and how determined they are. Why do we think owls are wise? (when we've got JustAGuy!)
Any critter that can sit with the kind of patience an owl does until prey appears has to know something we don't. Can you really freeze your face in funny expressions?
I have seen some really funny looking people. I suppose that would be one old wives tale that might just be true. What is the favorite JustAGuy PC game?
No PC games. I have other uses for my computer. I have several console games that I enjoy. Gran Turismo and Assassin's Creed are two of them. Why are there so many styles of underwear?
You would prefer that everyone walk around in tightie whities?? Why are a donkey and an elephant the symbols of the two major political parties?
How many Democrats do you know who aren't jackasses?? ( Ewww...bad joke. I know. lol ) I have always thought that Republicans should be symbolized by " fat cats ", but what do I know? Why does the bread always land on the floor butter side down?
Murphy's Law in action. Is the wind really called Maria? By whom?
I have no idea who Maria is. Nor do I know anyone that calls the wind by that name. lol We talk about Murphy's Law..who WAS he?
Wiki answer : The law's name supposedly stems from an attempt to use new measurement devices developed by the eponymous Edward Murphy. MY answer : One unlucky bast*rd Two...to...too.. why do we have homonyms?
To REALLY mess with people when they are typing. None of those words, when used improperly, will show up on the spell checker. How much wood CAN a woodchuck chuck?
As much as possible when allowed. :-) |
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Ack!!! You need to spread these things out some...lol I just kinda do a brain dump...it is what it is...and that's probably pretty sad considering what actually falls out! LOL! |
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Ack!!! You need to spread these things out some...lol I just kinda do a brain dump...it is what it is...and that's probably pretty sad considering what actually falls out! LOL! Actually..they are some really good questions. They keep me on my toes...lol |
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Ack!!! You need to spread these things out some...lol I just kinda do a brain dump...it is what it is...and that's probably pretty sad considering what actually falls out! LOL! Actually..they are some really good questions. They keep me on my toes...lol Like a ballerina??? |
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Well...I'm not exactly good at being en pointe...but I do look good in a tutu...lmao
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So JustAGuy, why will a man tell you that he is ready to settle down, but then when it gets close he changes his mind and freaks out, says he's not ready, and then a few days or weeks later he starts all over again, and repeats the process over and over?
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So JustAGuy, why will a man tell you that he is ready to settle down, but then when it gets close he changes his mind and freaks out, says he's not ready, and then a few days or weeks later he starts all over again, and repeats the process over and over? Ummm....cold feet? Just plain indecisive? Trying to find out if you will still be there no matter how much he flip flops about it? Pick your poison on that one. If you are considering taking him seriously in this instance, I would suggest that if it happens again, you simply move on ( as difficult as that may be ) because that would indicate to me that he isn't, in fact, ready at all. |
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So JustAGuy, why will a man tell you that he is ready to settle down, but then when it gets close he changes his mind and freaks out, says he's not ready, and then a few days or weeks later he starts all over again, and repeats the process over and over? Ummm....cold feet? Just plain indecisive? Trying to find out if you will still be there no matter how much he flip flops about it? Pick your poison on that one. If you are considering taking him seriously in this instance, I would suggest that if it happens again, you simply move on ( as difficult as that may be ) because that would indicate to me that he isn't, in fact, ready at all. Wish you could meet him and tell me what you think. Everyone that he works with thinks he is wonderful. Nice guy. When am I going to marry him? That type of thing. Some of them tell him to suck it up, quit acting like that and marry me. |
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I'm so tempted to ask a few questions of my own......
can you help "just ask"? |
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I'm so tempted to ask a few questions of my own...... can you help "just ask"? Ask away. That's why I started this thread. :-) |
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So JustAGuy, why will a man tell you that he is ready to settle down, but then when it gets close he changes his mind and freaks out, says he's not ready, and then a few days or weeks later he starts all over again, and repeats the process over and over? Ummm....cold feet? Just plain indecisive? Trying to find out if you will still be there no matter how much he flip flops about it? Pick your poison on that one. If you are considering taking him seriously in this instance, I would suggest that if it happens again, you simply move on ( as difficult as that may be ) because that would indicate to me that he isn't, in fact, ready at all. Wish you could meet him and tell me what you think. Everyone that he works with thinks he is wonderful. Nice guy. When am I going to marry him? That type of thing. Some of them tell him to suck it up, quit acting like that and marry me. Well...it's possible that he just buckled under that kind of pressure. Like I said. If it happens again, you may have to seriously question his motives. I wouldn't suggest cutting him off cold. Everyone deserves a second chance. Well...sometimes. |
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I'm so tempted to ask a few questions of my own...... can you help "just ask"? go ahead give it a try |
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I'm so tempted to ask a few questions of my own...... can you help "just ask"? go ahead give it a try Yeah. What she said. :-) I always do my best to answer serious questions with serious responses. |
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I DO need to get my butt to bed, so Alli, if you want to ask me something ( or several somethings ) I promise I will answer when I get home from work tomorrow night. If not before then.
As we always say Don't ask just any guy. Ask JustAGuy. Sleep well everyone. |
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guess what? i'm back. miss me?
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Well...I'm not exactly good at being en pointe...but I do look good in a tutu...lmao When will we see this picture on your profile...cuz baby, that's HOT! LOL! |
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guess what? i'm back. miss me? KYMMIESUE! Hi friend! We missed you a LOT! I'm going out of town for the weekend so it will be up to you to keep things movin'! I'll try to check in but ya never know... |
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guess what? i'm back. miss me? KYMMIEEEEE!!!!!!! |
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