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Topic: Just ask JustAGuy - part 2
galendgirl's photo
Tue 10/28/08 08:44 PM



I didn't " miss " the edit. I chose to " ignore " it to suit my purposes....lmao



...so the answer remains the same :) LOL! You are so wise!

JustAGuy2112's photo
Tue 10/28/08 08:45 PM
* bows *

galendgirl's photo
Tue 10/28/08 08:49 PM
So...

Will the wasps I sprayed with poison be dead by morning???

JustAGuy2112's photo
Tue 10/28/08 08:54 PM

So...

Will the wasps I sprayed with poison be dead by morning???


Depends on the poison.

galendgirl's photo
Tue 10/28/08 08:58 PM


So...

Will the wasps I sprayed with poison be dead by morning???


Depends on the poison.


Rat poison??? Oh maybe not, then...

galendgirl's photo
Tue 10/28/08 08:58 PM



So...

Will the wasps I sprayed with poison be dead by morning???


Depends on the poison.


Rat poison??? Oh maybe not, then...



KIDDING! Blondes are not that dumb!

JustAGuy2112's photo
Tue 10/28/08 09:04 PM
I have found that rubbing alcohol works on the ones here.

galendgirl's photo
Tue 10/28/08 09:04 PM

I have found that rubbing alcohol works on the ones here.


or drinking alcohol?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Tue 10/28/08 09:07 PM


I have found that rubbing alcohol works on the ones here.


or drinking alcohol?


Oh come on....I expected a little better than that...lmao

Proper response : But it's really tough to rub alcohol on those little suckers.

galendgirl's photo
Tue 10/28/08 09:08 PM


I have found that rubbing alcohol works on the ones here.


or drinking alcohol?


Oh come on....I expected a little better than that...lmao

Proper response : But it's really tough to rub alcohol on those little suckers.


Well, I've been drinking wine so you can't expect too much...blonde? tired? wine? Really...

JustAGuy2112's photo
Tue 10/28/08 09:09 PM



I have found that rubbing alcohol works on the ones here.


or drinking alcohol?


Oh come on....I expected a little better than that...lmao

Proper response : But it's really tough to rub alcohol on those little suckers.


Well, I've been drinking wine so you can't expect too much...blonde? tired? wine? Really...


Excuses. Excuses....lol

galendgirl's photo
Tue 10/28/08 09:10 PM


Excuses. Excuses....lol



So back to the blonde's aren't dumb premise...
It was worth a try!

JustAGuy2112's photo
Tue 10/28/08 09:14 PM
Yep. Back to that. It's a crutch.

galendgirl's photo
Tue 10/28/08 09:20 PM
So before I run off to bed...

What color are the insides of my eyelids? (it's dark when I try to see!)

Why do cats have 9 lives instead of some other number?

Why is the new moon invisible? (that would be tonight)

Why do people THINK blondes are dumb when we also know they have "more fun?" (maybe it's an evil but genius plan!)

Speaking of...why is it always an evil genius instead of an evil idiot?

Who invented the order of the standard keyboard letter layout?

Why do ducks waddle?

Why do (most) human babies get better looking as they get older and animal babies are cutest when they are tiny?

G'night my favorite wise and all-knowing JustAguy...e-see ya tomorrow!




JustAGuy2112's photo
Tue 10/28/08 09:34 PM

So before I run off to bed...

What color are the insides of my eyelids? (it's dark when I try to see!)


Plaid.

Why do cats have 9 lives instead of some other number?


It was a random designation. They actually have 12 lives, but that just didn't look as good on the cat food bag.

Why is the new moon invisible? (that would be tonight)


Because Old Busted moon just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Why do people THINK blondes are dumb when we also know they have "more fun?" (maybe it's an evil but genius plan!)


Because blondes have done nothing to discourage people from having that idea.

Speaking of...why is it always an evil genius instead of an evil idiot?


Because the " evil idiots " are the ones that get eaten by bears before their plans get a chance to take shape.

Who invented the order of the standard keyboard letter layout?


I don't know. But with all the backspacing I have to do when I try to type something...I would like to choke him at times.

Why do ducks waddle?


Because they never learned to do the Foxtrot or The Hustle.

Why do (most) human babies get better looking as they get older and animal babies are cutest when they are tiny?


I can't comment on this because I have seen some REALLY ugly babies that never DID get any better looking....lol

G'night my favorite wise and all-knowing JustAguy...e-see ya tomorrow!


Sleep well. :-)

Sir_Galahad's photo
Wed 10/29/08 01:04 AM
Justaguy...

If a woman refers to you as ornery or cheeky...and is smiling when she says it...is that a compliment or not?

star1972's photo
Wed 10/29/08 01:13 AM
really then i am most sorry - i couldn't see ur wise words for me :wink:

forgive me???blushing

galendgirl's photo
Wed 10/29/08 05:53 AM

Justaguy...

If a woman refers to you as ornery or cheeky...and is smiling when she says it...is that a compliment or not?


AND if a man calls you cheeky when he's looking at your butt...is it a compliment or an insult regardless of whether or not he's smiling?

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 10/29/08 09:13 AM

Justaguy...

If a woman refers to you as ornery or cheeky...and is smiling when she says it...is that a compliment or not?


Usually.

JustAGuy2112's photo
Wed 10/29/08 09:14 AM

really then i am most sorry - i couldn't see ur wise words for me :wink:

forgive me???blushing


Ok. Just this once. :-)

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