Look man....I will do what I can but, ya gotta stop reffering to me as "God" in front of these folks.....

lol it aint like that homie! lol



yay hiya gypsy! hugs! whee!

cuz we keep getting cheated on and are afraid to try again... well, for me anyway.

I'm back in the saddle. Cruise control set. Bluetooth on. Satellite com on. Auto dictation on. Down the road we go.....to chicago. Not really where I wanna go- harlem. Gunfire starts at 4pm.

But yeah I like beautiful women. Just can't find the ruby red slipper that fits the foot to cinderella. But I'm finding many women who fit well into straight jackets. But then again, those straight jackets have universal fit.

man i find all the crazies too! wtf is with that?!

<-----is crazy!!!

some kinds of crazy are betetr than others though gypsy,lol.

Dude...my last crazy was like having sex with the Chinese Acrobats of Taipei and the Cirque du Soliel all at once.

God bless the crazy chicks. Sure they are border line retarded but, they sure are fun to get naked!

(Don't get too miffed ladies...I know us fellows are idiots too)

lol. true. and its us crazy guys that are the best sex you ever have,lol.

Oh, Berg, I beg to differ...

I dated a crazy fireman who thought he was above the law.

Needless to say, now I am best friends with the police officer who lives next door. He witnessed the fireman try to run me down in his jeep just because I don't want to be locked inside all day when I have a job interview. (Thank G-d my daughter was at my dad's house!)

Crazy men aren't all that fun.

It's the ones that are open-minded and free that are.


It's hard work bringing out the inner freak in a man, Ya'll sure don't make it easy on us.


* Note: I said inner freak, not inner insanity *

You have sex with the crazy guys?

dunno dude, tryin to figure that out myself! Probably falls under the category of "shyte happens"

Actually, my most intense sexual experiences have originated with men that were not "classically handsome" I dont know what the reason for this is exactly but perhaps their feeling is they better go all out to perform as this may be the last nookie they get in a while.

ditto....the good looking boys or the ones who think they are gods gift to women are the worst of the worst..as soon as they start braggin´ Im sooooooooooo not interested...

Because they read my profile and now they're rethinking the whole thing.

I can't speak for all .. but for me, just cause I'm attractive doesn't mean I want to be in a relationship right now.

That's true... I can vouch for her =P