Standing in a very crowded bar Saturday night. There were 5 women all setting together along the bar. I knew 3 of them and they are all very attractive. So I'm standing there trying to be cool. They were laughing at everything I said. I was an instand hit. Then around 10pm they decided to leave. After they left I was talking to another female friend and she said "you know Danny you're wearing your shirt inside out". Sure enough I was! So I'm thinking well maybe they didn't notice because the bar is rather dark. Yesterday I am in the same bar to see a football game on TV. One of the 5 women from the night before comes in and she walks over and sits next to me. The first thing out of her mouth is "I see you're wearing your shirt the right way today. Did your mommy dress you"!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well So many women so little time. Hi all!

I don't mean to be rude or to offend, but that is a slightly funny story. Don't worry about it, stuff like that happens to everyone from time to time.

the bad part is I had been wearing that shirt all day!

hummm glad that was you darlin and not me...but I think you will be"forgiven"...seems not to be so bad...

Morning....

morning MBD, glad it was your shirt and not your pants

hahahaha good point Fran

wow... "did your mommy dress you?" ...thats a little immature, you were better off without em

i think you might have "hit" on something for the threads....when the whiners cry that women won't talk to them....i will suggest they wear their shirts inside out

why be normal?

She remembered the next day that it was inside out... That says something...

Lmao, leave it up to you to do something like that no wonder they were laughing at your jokes all evening.

Ahh MBD... good for you. One of your best qualities is that you have the ability to laugh at yourself. Humor is in the top 5 for requirements of a dateable man.

I, at least,look forward to your funny tidbits and misdeeds.