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Topic: Checklist for the Perfect Woman
Abracadabra Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 17851	Fri 10/03/08 03:19 PM
A mute submissive who will do as she's told Must have a firm body that never gets old She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold and will send me some money till I get paroled

Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Fri 10/03/08 03:21 PM
Good one!

MisKim323 Joined Sat 06/28/08 Posts: 14563	Fri 10/03/08 03:33 PM
I guess we can all dream can't we

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Fri 10/03/08 03:37 PM
A mute submissive who will do as she's told Must have a firm body that never gets old She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold and will send me some money till I get paroled Until the day she should become so bold To dispose of your body, neatly, as to prevent mold

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Fri 10/03/08 03:47 PM
A mute submissive who will do as she's told Must have a firm body that never gets old She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold and will send me some money till I get paroled Until the day she should become so bold To dispose of your body, neatly, as to prevent mold YA what she said!

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Fri 10/03/08 03:51 PM


enderra Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 1719	Fri 10/03/08 03:56 PM


s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Fri 10/03/08 04:17 PM
A mute submissive who will do as she's told Must have a firm body that never gets old She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold and will send me some money till I get paroled A castanet player dances flamenco and yowls Plays blues with bongos as the aged bard howls She's a biblical skeptic and with opinions is bold and will be good with evil so it never gets old

ArtGurl Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 17722	Fri 10/03/08 04:30 PM
A mute submissive who will do as she's told Must have a firm body that never gets old She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold and will send me some money till I get paroled time out for you!

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Fri 10/03/08 04:36 PM
DON'T SPANK HIM - HE LIKES IT

Mystique42 Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 5045	Fri 10/03/08 04:54 PM
I agree with artgurl...

TxsGal3333 Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 76412	Fri 10/03/08 06:04 PM


LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Fri 10/03/08 06:08 PM


d4tc Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 2754	Fri 10/03/08 06:50 PM
That was Magical!

Unknow Joined Sat 03/15/08 Posts: 1972	Fri 10/03/08 07:20 PM
A mute submissive who will do as she's told Must have a firm body that never gets old She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold and will send me some money till I get paroled Abra my magical friend i think you should get a body guard LOL Hope your doing well

tony39h Joined Tue 12/25/07 Posts: 875	Sat 10/04/08 05:34 AM


lurchs_sister Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 9433	Sat 10/04/08 08:54 AM
A mute submissive who will do as she's told Must have a firm body that never gets old She cooks and cleans and knows how to fold and will send me some money till I get paroled A castanet player dances flamenco and yowls Plays blues with bongos as the aged bard howls She's a biblical skeptic and with opinions is bold and will be good with evil so it never gets old You two are rotten!

Abracadabra Joined Thu 04/12/07 Posts: 17851	Sat 10/04/08 10:58 AM
Seventeen replies! It pays to be a jerk! A little piece of poetry and women go berserk S1owhand writes flamenco Sherrie screams "Time Out!" Jason thinks it's magical and Vicki wants to pout LAmom is chuckling Tanya Ann just rolls her eyes Mystique thinks it's a good one MsKimmie thinks it's lies Enderra rolls with laughter Kristi says "NO WAY!" Billy suggests a body guard and Debbie just says, "YAY!"

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Sat 10/04/08 11:51 AM
Seventeen replies! It pays to be a jerk! A little piece of poetry and women go berserk S1owhand writes flamenco Sherrie screams "Time Out!" Jason thinks it's magical and Vicki wants to pout LAmom is chuckling Tanya Ann just rolls her eyes Mystique thinks it's a good one MsKimmie thinks it's lies Enderra rolls with laughter Kristi says "NO WAY!" Billy suggests a body guard and Debbie just says, "YAY!" (((( abra )))) lots of hugs

AngelLight Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4817	Sat 10/04/08 12:21 PM
Seventeen replies! It pays to be a jerk! A little piece of poetry and women go berserk S1owhand writes flamenco Sherrie screams "Time Out!" Jason thinks it's magical and Vicki wants to pout LAmom is chuckling Tanya Ann just rolls her eyes Mystique thinks it's a good one MsKimmie thinks it's lies Enderra rolls with laughter Kristi says "NO WAY!" Billy suggests a body guard and Debbie just says, "YAY!"